"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Anyone ever been to a nude beach? I've been to Hippie Hollow in Austin a couple of times, it was kind of fun letting everything hang out for all to see.

A buddy that went with me noticed that several people had been checking me out, and I told him that they know a stud when they see one. He quickly shot back that they've probably never seen a red head naked before, referring to my bright orange pubic hair.

Anyway, there are quite a few nice looking chicks down there, very cool seeing most of them running around naked.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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DJDoomage

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Nah, my penis is short, I dont go to nude beach, although I live less than 2 miles from one.
 

Oxide

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Been there as a kid many times. NEVER TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES :)

Would do it now, it would be awesome
 

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spider_007 said:
wouldn't you get a boner???
I think there's something about being naked in crowds, keeps you from going hard. Like a lot of guys want to be in porn, but they can't get it up because of all the people around.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DJDoomage said:
Nah, my penis is short, I dont go to nude beach, although I live less than 2 miles from one.
I wouldn't win any contests in the size department either, but that's not why you go to a nude beach anyway. As long as you take care of your body, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
 

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So, will hot chicks come up to you if they see you naked and wanna bang you or what? I've always thought about going to a nude beach too. I doubt I would be walking around hard. I have a hard time peeing when I am standing by someone in the urinal.
 

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ryannath said:
So, will hot chicks come up to you if they see you naked and wanna bang you or what? I've always thought about going to a nude beach too. I doubt I would be walking around hard. I have a hard time peeing when I am standing by someone in the urinal.
Even though most everyone is naked, it's not sexual like that. Of course, you can strike up a conversation with other people which can lead to other things eventually, but chicks generally don't get turned on to the point of wanting to bang you just because they see you naked. Women want to get to know you and all that stuff before they think about moving to the next level.

I just enjoy it for what it is, being naked in the sun and water, without the clinging, wet swimsuit getting in the way. And looking at naked chicks is always good, too.
 

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Nude beaches are always full of ugly fat naturists. In Europe a lot of women sunbathe topless. The best bit is when they come to the beach in their regular clothes and take them off. Once they're out the novelty wears off. A bit.
 

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lol this reminds me of that movie Eurotrip. Anyways screw that thats a no

for me.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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It's been awhile since I lived near a nude beach, but they're great places to meet naked women. Alot of attractive, young women like to show it off. You will see alot of fat & ugly people who should remain fully clothed, but you train yourself to look away quickly to avoid eye damage, somewhat like avoiding looking directly at the sun. Generally, you can help avoid getting boners by looking away from the women as needed :crazy: , but failing that, there's always ducking for cover in the sand.
 
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