"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Nude beaches

Airwolf

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Anyone ever been to a nude beach? I've been to Hippie Hollow in Austin a couple of times, it was kind of fun letting everything hang out for all to see.

A buddy that went with me noticed that several people had been checking me out, and I told him that they know a stud when they see one. He quickly shot back that they've probably never seen a red head naked before, referring to my bright orange pubic hair.

Anyway, there are quite a few nice looking chicks down there, very cool seeing most of them running around naked.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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DJDoomage

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Nah, my penis is short, I dont go to nude beach, although I live less than 2 miles from one.
 

Oxide

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Been there as a kid many times. NEVER TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES :)

Would do it now, it would be awesome
 

Airwolf

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spider_007 said:
wouldn't you get a boner???
I think there's something about being naked in crowds, keeps you from going hard. Like a lot of guys want to be in porn, but they can't get it up because of all the people around.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Airwolf

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DJDoomage said:
Nah, my penis is short, I dont go to nude beach, although I live less than 2 miles from one.
I wouldn't win any contests in the size department either, but that's not why you go to a nude beach anyway. As long as you take care of your body, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
 

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So, will hot chicks come up to you if they see you naked and wanna bang you or what? I've always thought about going to a nude beach too. I doubt I would be walking around hard. I have a hard time peeing when I am standing by someone in the urinal.
 

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ryannath said:
So, will hot chicks come up to you if they see you naked and wanna bang you or what? I've always thought about going to a nude beach too. I doubt I would be walking around hard. I have a hard time peeing when I am standing by someone in the urinal.
Even though most everyone is naked, it's not sexual like that. Of course, you can strike up a conversation with other people which can lead to other things eventually, but chicks generally don't get turned on to the point of wanting to bang you just because they see you naked. Women want to get to know you and all that stuff before they think about moving to the next level.

I just enjoy it for what it is, being naked in the sun and water, without the clinging, wet swimsuit getting in the way. And looking at naked chicks is always good, too.
 

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Nude beaches are always full of ugly fat naturists. In Europe a lot of women sunbathe topless. The best bit is when they come to the beach in their regular clothes and take them off. Once they're out the novelty wears off. A bit.
 

killbill

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lol this reminds me of that movie Eurotrip. Anyways screw that thats a no

for me.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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It's been awhile since I lived near a nude beach, but they're great places to meet naked women. Alot of attractive, young women like to show it off. You will see alot of fat & ugly people who should remain fully clothed, but you train yourself to look away quickly to avoid eye damage, somewhat like avoiding looking directly at the sun. Generally, you can help avoid getting boners by looking away from the women as needed :crazy: , but failing that, there's always ducking for cover in the sand.
 
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