"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Now that i got her how do i get rid of her?

AnkleBreaker

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We have been together for like 2 months and im gettin really bored she calls me everyday i ignored her for like 3 days and she left me a voice mail saying blah blah youll call me when you miss me in a really mean angry voice.

Then the next day she said she was sorry and to call her when i wanted to lol. Of course i havent yet and she calls me 4 times today like an hour apart from each other i dont answer.

What really made me wanna break up with her is im way better looking then she is but she's a great girl and every time we go sumwher thers all these chicks hotter then her checkin me out.

Like for example i live a couple of blocks away from a Basketball court and i play ther all the time so i was walkin over ther and about to cross the street when these 2 really hot chicks stop at the stop sign. One of them just kept on starin at me with this big smile and i was like ooook?

And i did the custamary brotha man head nod to say hi they pull off and i start walkin then 2 minutes later they pull up beside me and ask if i wanna ride i say yea and get in they ask me my name blah blah and all this time that one chick just keeps checkin me out head to toe.

So they drop me off and ask if i wanted to go clubin with them i say i dont maybe i got plans today and get both ther numbers.

Now i dont wanna hurt her by just saying its over cya when i cya you know? Cause i know she has really deep feelings for me


What do i do?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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AnkleBreaker

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Cause i did like her but not anymore she's too clingy always on me **** i need space. ill just do it already thnx for nuthin
 

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you don't wanna hurt her cause she has deep feelings for you? are you some girlie man? if you want off, meet in person and OFF IT.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AnkleBreaker

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Well i did it she kept asking me why i wanted to break up and that she didnt want too.

She really wanted a reason i couldnt give her one she talkd to me for about an hour trying to convince me not to break up with her crying and all this stuff then i said i gotta go and she said **** you and thats it i guess.
 
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