"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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matius

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Seriously, I don't want to sound like a perv but I wanted to ask some guys what they do about this.

Say when you get near the end of sex you want to come on her or in the mouth...but you're not sure how she is gonna react. Do you a) just do it like the nike commercial b) ask her about it while having a convo about sex or c) tease her about it to guage her possible reaction.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Snoopy

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Tell her you're about to come. If you're lucky she'll rub your nutz and keep goin. A lot of girls would get pretty pissed if you didn't at least warn her. Ettiquete says to ask. This is one of the very few cases where nike was wrong.
 

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If you are f4cking her yea ask her if it's ok if you can c4m in her mouth. Just pullout before you c4m and jerk off or make her blow you to get you off. Most girls I've dated don't like me to c4m ON THEM though, so the mouth might be a better option the 1st time.

If she is blowing you then ask her if she swallows:)

I always talk during sex, and explicitly tell them what I want them to do. "get on all fours", "turn around", "get on top", "suck my d1ck", etc etc.
 

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What works for me...

Get them seriously worked up - oral, fingering & other foreplay
tell them what you want - make it sound like there is no choice in the matter
Warn them just before you ***

Either that, or I've just been lucky finding chicks who swallow :)
 

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I propose that we embark on a safari together as men to locate the rare Swallow Wh0re. Word has it they are known to camouflage themselves as a nice girl, or sometimes a secretary. I think they originate from swallow Wh0re island, south of Spitzerland. Don't quote me on it. That's just what I've heard.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Rondavu

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That's rich. I gotta use that as part of my signature. Don't mean to toot my own horn.
 

beards777

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in short, if its not your gf, and your getting a bj, then don't say a word, *** when you're ready. if she cares, she'll say something before you ***...then you know. if its not your gf and you're ****ing w/o condom, then *** all over her, no need to say a word about it. if its not your gf and you're using a condom and you take it off and then *** all over her, then you are the man! if its your gf and cumming on her is not the norm...TALK about it, before or during sex. same goes for bj's with the gf.
 

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I propose that we embark on a safari together as men to locate the rare Swallow Wh0re. Word has it they are known to camouflage themselves as a nice girl, or sometimes a secretary. I think they originate from swallow Wh0re island, south of Spitzerland. Don't quote me on it. That's just what I've heard.
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HOLY SH1T. LOL that is bible material my friend lmaop.!
:D :D
 
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