"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ok, I'm not quite sure which forum to put this post in, but you are all probably aware that there have been posts saying that if you don't masturbate, you will be more motivated to pickup girls.

For the past few weeks I have been seeing 2 girls, and have hardly jerked off at all. I anticipate sex with either girl very soon, but I've something to mention about not jerkin it.

Basically if you don't j.o, and if you aren't having sex, your body will still get rid of the excess semen, and no matter how hard you try, you cannot control this....you will have a wet dream.

Even at my age (24) it still happens. And when you least expect it. I believe not j.o. is only a good idea if you are having sex.

Sorry if this seems like a pointless post, but I had to get that off my chest.

Any other guys take the same views?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Just keep up your vitamin suppliments (especially magnesium and zinc, I believe) and eat a balanced diet. You are supposed to be able to ejaculate what, several times a day? Maybe the number is less as you get older, but at the very least I would imagine you can ejaculate once a day.

Though the point isn't whether you can 'recover', what I'm pointing out is that unless you j.o just before heading to a club, you shouldn't have too much trouble.

I'd hope, anyway.
 
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Ok, I'm not quite sure which forum to put this post in
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Hmmm.... a bit unsure of yourself... not a good start...
been seeing 2 girls, and have hardly jerked off at all. I anticipate sex with either girl very soon, but I've something to mention about not jerkin it.
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So you've gone cold turkey... and still your not getting any arsss.... You'll be building physical tension and that will have a pschological impact on your game.. Why not eliminate any source that could provoke desperation ???
I believe not j.o. is only a good idea if you are having sex.
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Where do you get this logic from.. Please explain...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Are you on drugs ?

Originally posted by Guitar_Whizz
Ok, I'm not quite sure which forum to put this post in, but you are all probably aware that there have been posts saying that if you don't masturbate, you will be more motivated to pickup girls.

For the past few weeks I have been seeing 2 girls, and have hardly jerked off at all. I anticipate sex with either girl very soon, but I've something to mention about not jerkin it.

Basically if you don't j.o, and if you aren't having sex, your body will still get rid of the excess semen, and no matter how hard you try, you cannot control this....you will have a wet dream.

Even at my age (24) it still happens. And when you least expect it. I believe not j.o. is only a good idea if you are having sex.

Sorry if this seems like a pointless post, but I had to get that off my chest.

Any other guys take the same views?
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Originally posted by squirrels
Not spankin' it leads to stupid, pointless threads about spankin' it. :rolleyes:
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LOL, you're right about that.
 
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Originally posted by squirrels
Not spankin' it leads to stupid, pointless threads about spankin' it. :rolleyes:
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As we all know, we've already had about 34,218 too many threads about spankin' it. :rolleyes:
 
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