"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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nosey/annoying co-worker, what to do..

ScrewIt

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i cant handle this co-worker anymore...
I dont like her!

I know she likes me but, but she keeps bugging me about ****, asking for my opinion (even if it may be wrong) but she values it and actually listens. Just before she was bugging me about dvd burners if i had one.

every single ****ing time in a convo, she always manages to bring my name up and bug me.

just now she got nosey on me, i was reading up some stuff on the web, and she ****ing came over stopped and looked at what i was reading. while she was reading the webpage i was looking at her.

she says im mean to her several times a day. and i try my best to ignore her....but my efforts seem to be just backfiring on me and making the situation worse.

how can i make her stop this crap!?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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JackPrescott

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Thats easy! Start being nice to her, buy her flowers and ask her out on a date, she will run screaming!
 

ScrewIt

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Originally posted by JackPrescott
Thats easy! Start being nice to her, buy her flowers and ask her out on a date, she will run screaming!
probably the first time around she wont be that easy to scare off. but **** her, im not gonna spend a penny on that bytch!
 

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Originally posted by superchristx
develop your advanced pimping game on her. Get as much cash out of her as you can, become a full fledged wh0re

Now that's some funny ****. For ions women have been fvcking men out of their money, but even mention the word "sugar mama" to a girl, and she'll become physically ill. LOL, This **** is hilarious.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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duttylove

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if shes remotly hot then use this to your advantage, work your game on her, nail her if you can the leave it at that. she wont want to talk to you after you f**k her and blow her off
 

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Originally posted by jprjrjr
Now that's some funny ****. For ions women have been fvcking men out of their money, but even mention the word "sugar mama" to a girl, and she'll become physically ill. LOL, This **** is hilarious.
Eons, but point taken. However what about pimps? They've been fuvking women out of money for a while too.
 

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They've been fuvking women out of money for a while too.
women have been fvcking for money for a while too.
 

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Originally posted by JackPrescott
Thats easy! Start being nice to her, buy her flowers and ask her out on a date, she will run screaming!
No, don't be nice to her, be overly nice to her. Personally I'd f<beep>k her then start being a doormat. She's seeking your approval and not getting it which makes her crave it more. Give her that approval and start seeking hers, she'll go away quick. And she'll go away without hurt feelings.

-Al
 
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