"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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nosey/annoying co-worker, what to do..

ScrewIt

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i cant handle this co-worker anymore...
I dont like her!

I know she likes me but, but she keeps bugging me about ****, asking for my opinion (even if it may be wrong) but she values it and actually listens. Just before she was bugging me about dvd burners if i had one.

every single ****ing time in a convo, she always manages to bring my name up and bug me.

just now she got nosey on me, i was reading up some stuff on the web, and she ****ing came over stopped and looked at what i was reading. while she was reading the webpage i was looking at her.

she says im mean to her several times a day. and i try my best to ignore her....but my efforts seem to be just backfiring on me and making the situation worse.

how can i make her stop this crap!?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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JackPrescott

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Thats easy! Start being nice to her, buy her flowers and ask her out on a date, she will run screaming!
 

ScrewIt

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Originally posted by JackPrescott
Thats easy! Start being nice to her, buy her flowers and ask her out on a date, she will run screaming!
probably the first time around she wont be that easy to scare off. but **** her, im not gonna spend a penny on that bytch!
 

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Originally posted by superchristx
develop your advanced pimping game on her. Get as much cash out of her as you can, become a full fledged wh0re

Now that's some funny ****. For ions women have been fvcking men out of their money, but even mention the word "sugar mama" to a girl, and she'll become physically ill. LOL, This **** is hilarious.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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if shes remotly hot then use this to your advantage, work your game on her, nail her if you can the leave it at that. she wont want to talk to you after you f**k her and blow her off
 

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Originally posted by jprjrjr
Now that's some funny ****. For ions women have been fvcking men out of their money, but even mention the word "sugar mama" to a girl, and she'll become physically ill. LOL, This **** is hilarious.
Eons, but point taken. However what about pimps? They've been fuvking women out of money for a while too.
 

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They've been fuvking women out of money for a while too.
women have been fvcking for money for a while too.
 

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Originally posted by JackPrescott
Thats easy! Start being nice to her, buy her flowers and ask her out on a date, she will run screaming!
No, don't be nice to her, be overly nice to her. Personally I'd f<beep>k her then start being a doormat. She's seeking your approval and not getting it which makes her crave it more. Give her that approval and start seeking hers, she'll go away quick. And she'll go away without hurt feelings.

-Al
 
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