narcissist
Master Don Juan
Day 26 
no urge to fap. No urge to do it ever again.
no urge to fap. No urge to do it ever again.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
NoFap: Full month of June. You in!?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
narcissist
Master Don Juan
day 27. So close to a successful month of NOFAP
ChristopherColumbus
Master Don Juan
Alright then. 28 pushups! Quick pronto!
narcissist
Master Don Juan
DAY 29.
GOT LAID TONIGHT BOYS.
GOD DAMN NO FAP MADE ME *** IN 40 SECONDS!!!!
i pulled out and was still kissing her and i was not touching it because i didn't want to *** but it just started coming out. She didn't notice so I started fvcking her again and within another 3 minutes I came again.
In my defense she was really hot.
FVCKING GOD DAMN NO FAP!!!!!!!
GOT LAID TONIGHT BOYS.
GOD DAMN NO FAP MADE ME *** IN 40 SECONDS!!!!
i pulled out and was still kissing her and i was not touching it because i didn't want to *** but it just started coming out. She didn't notice so I started fvcking her again and within another 3 minutes I came again.
In my defense she was really hot.
FVCKING GOD DAMN NO FAP!!!!!!!
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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
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narcissist
Master Don Juan
THATS IT BOYS!!!!!!! DAY FVCKING 30! I DID IT!
WHO ELSE DID IT?!
WHO ELSE DID IT?!
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Failed today because there was some mild pain with the morning wood and I wanted to see if there was a medical condition. Therefore I looked at escort pics of Asians and fapped. There was no blood or indication that I'm in need of medical help. This excuse will not be used again for the rest of the month.
This thread is bumped up after a record of actually quitting fapping and I found it odd to see it up here again. To remind me of the goals to stop fapping altogether for the month of June.
This thread is bumped up after a record of actually quitting fapping and I found it odd to see it up here again. To remind me of the goals to stop fapping altogether for the month of June.