"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
No wonder women are always looking at your shoes
- Thread starter tmpgstx
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
thats not why i look at shoes.
the cleaner a guy shoes are the more anal he is about everything.
never date a guy who has clean shoes unless he says, "like my new shoes?"
then its kewl.
the cleaner a guy shoes are the more anal he is about everything.
never date a guy who has clean shoes unless he says, "like my new shoes?"
then its kewl.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
well I blew that chart away, it is way off... Is it talking length or girth? Either way it makes me look bad.
Hehe, My shoes are shiny like a mirror, thats why I always look at the floor... I'm no stickler for fashion, I just like girls who don't wear panties with their skirts
Hehe, My shoes are shiny like a mirror, thats why I always look at the floor... I'm no stickler for fashion, I just like girls who don't wear panties with their skirts
Egoist
Master Don Juan
wow i have a HUGE penis!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
"Young black men, when you're at the movies and some one steps on your shoe, LET IT SLIDE. Why spend the next 10 years in jail because somebody smugged your puma"
~Chris Rock
~Chris Rock
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Ya' don't have to be a basketball player...Originally posted by \O/
So basically every basketball player has a 10 inch penis?
Funny theory, but to me it's way off..
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Acording to the chart I have a 9.6 inch penis... I wish!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.