No Sex Is Secret To Long Life

[LoneSilver]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...05-year-old-Clara-Britains-oldest-virgin.html

LoneSilver

 

[Da Realist]

I don't believe it. It lowers stress and helps the immune system, two things that will help extend your life.

 

[The Bat]

First off, I'd totally hit that.

Second, if we all lived celibate, we'd go extinct.

Third, notice the subtle anti-man messages lingered throughout that article?

Finally, doesn't t!ttyman write for that paper?

 

[LoneSilver]

I once knew a 72 year old virgin but one who is 105 man? I wonder if she fingered her self all those years or had any sexual tension at all.

Reading this womans views as sex is a hassel is really stupid and a woman who has missed out on something wonderful. To me we are born to screw and to withhold that gift and remain a virgin your whole life is selffish and she says she made up her mind at 12 years old give me a break...

LoneSilver

 

[Maxtro]

LOL I think somebody (some really old dude) should have sex with her to show her what she's been missing out of.

Going without sex is the most unnatural thing a sentient organism could do. We are programed to want to have sex. For her though, society has got in natures way.

 

[Nygard]

What's so fun in living that long if you dont have sex at least a few times?

 

[Effington]

Of course. The secret to a long, boring, crappy life.

 

[ketostix]

She might not even be a virgin and is lying.

 

[In Motion]

Whats the point of living if your gonna live life a virgin?

 

[Alle_Gory]

Finally, doesn't t!ttyman write for that paper?

He probably wrote the article.

zoinks!



It's pretty sad though. No sex? No intimacy? Nothing?
She's alive for so long, because she's dead inside.