"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
No Sex Is Secret To Long Life
- Thread starter LoneSilver
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Da Realist
Master Don Juan
I don't believe it. It lowers stress and helps the immune system, two things that will help extend your life.
LoneSilver
Master Don Juan
I once knew a 72 year old virgin but one who is 105 man? I wonder if she fingered her self all those years or had any sexual tension at all.
Reading this womans views as sex is a hassel is really stupid and a woman who has missed out on something wonderful. To me we are born to screw and to withhold that gift and remain a virgin your whole life is selffish and she says she made up her mind at 12 years old give me a break...
LoneSilver
Reading this womans views as sex is a hassel is really stupid and a woman who has missed out on something wonderful. To me we are born to screw and to withhold that gift and remain a virgin your whole life is selffish and she says she made up her mind at 12 years old give me a break...
LoneSilver
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
LOL I think somebody (some really old dude) should have sex with her to show her what she's been missing out of.
Going without sex is the most unnatural thing a sentient organism could do. We are programed to want to have sex. For her though, society has got in natures way.
Going without sex is the most unnatural thing a sentient organism could do. We are programed to want to have sex. For her though, society has got in natures way.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Nygard
Senior Don Juan
What's so fun in living that long if you dont have sex at least a few times?
In Motion
Senior Don Juan
Whats the point of living if your gonna live life a virgin?
He probably wrote the article.The Bat said:Finally, doesn't t!ttyman write for that paper?
zoinks!
It's pretty sad though. No sex? No intimacy? Nothing?
She's alive for so long, because she's dead inside.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.