"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I have a story about my girlfriends friend. Her friend (we'll call her Sarah) Sarah is 25 years old and never been on a date, never been kissed and I presume is still a virgin (so it happens to girls too :D ). Shes ok looking with a nice body etc. So not stunning but about average in looks with a nice personality and shes down to earth.


Sarahs work friends set her up on a blind date a few weeks ago. She met this guy (we'll call him Klaus) for a meal with another couple they both new. They got on well and decided to meet up again.


On the second date they went to the cinema. After that my GF was telling me that Sarah was wondering when Klaus would kiss her. They met for a third date then because they get on well. On the third date they went back to Klaus' place and ended up on his bed watching a movie. During a scary bit she leaned against Klaus but still no kiss. As my GF was telling me this I was making a few excuses as to why he didn't kiss her but it was obvious he was a scared AFC.


Then last week before the third date they were texting each other and he was talking about giving her a massage and needing ice cubes to cool down her skin etc. So Sarah presumed that she would get her kiss. Nothing!


Now after that my GF said that Sarah was very annoyed and didn't want to meet Klaus this week as Klaus blows it by literally doing nothing.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Klaus is gay.
 
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Bring that chick around me and I promise you that I would hit her gspot anal and tickle her **** with my fingers by date three. How gay and feminine and unaggressive men have become. Girls love aggressive rough guys. They want to be taken. Tell her to come on here and email me, and I will show her how a man should handle a woman. Unbelievable.
 
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trent81 said:
Bring that chick around me and I promise you that I would hit her gspot anal and tickle her **** with my fingers by date three. How gay and feminine and unaggressive men have become. Girls love aggressive rough guys. They want to be taken. Tell her to come on here and email me, and I will show her how a man should handle a woman. Unbelievable.
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What a generous, great, giving man you are trent81! :D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Klaus' balls are always shivering when around a girl. Tell him you slap them some manliness dammit.
 
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The Knew Guy said:
When reading the title of the thread I thought there was going to be a twist in which the OP fvcked Sarah.

So what is the "no regrets" for? It looks completely unrelated to the story.
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If Klaus blows it with Sarah he'll certainly regret doing nothing and being afraid of taking a chance.
 
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