"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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No pullup bar at home

jt the azn

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Are there any tricks I can use to improvise in having a pullup bar at home? I saw some for sale at a store but they cost like 70 dollars.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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onyx

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get them bars you can fit in your doorway to your bedroom or something, they cheap as **** like $20
 

spesmilitis

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I used my door in highschool. Not the door frame, but the door itself. I put some towels at the top so the edges won't hurt my hand. If you're afraid the door my break, just put some stuff under the non-hinged side of the door. The door never broke on me, but I was about 100-105 when I was doing my door pull ups.

Look around, you might find a cheaper bar. I have one, I don't know how much it cost, but I know I wouldn't pay 70 for one.
 

Flyer

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there must be a monkey bar at a park near you..

as for doing it on the door, be careful not to break the doors.
 

KnockoutJM

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I have a bar, but i use a branch on a tree in front of my house..
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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