"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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no place to sex her up

Boner da Stoner

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I know this shouldn't ever be a problem, but for me it is.

Time and time again I have to tell girls I can't **** em cause I live with my parents. Does anybody have any good solutions to having no where to go? Most of the the time we can't go to her place since she's also staying with friends or family, and we can't go to friends places cause there's no party happenin yet.

What the hell is my problem?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Just pray that you get stuck in an elevator together and the power goes out.
 

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motel 6. you can get pretty raw in there if thats your thing.
 

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Mr. Cardio makes a good point .. Motel 6 is cheap and in almost every city. You can't beat that with a stick.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I should have elaborated, we have NO MOTELS

hotels start at $160 a night here...
 

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Originally posted by Boner da Stoner
I should have elaborated, we have NO MOTELS

hotels start at $160 a night here...
Dang dude, you do have it tough. Maybe if you have a car it can happen.
 

Boner da Stoner

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nice better get it preheated

maybe I should invest in a tent and sleeping bag

there's no snow yet, so I can't skidoo to a random cabin, and I an't hoppin on one of those massive death wheels when I'm drunk
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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public bathroom?
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Get your own place and never have this problem again?
 

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Mr. Cardio makes a good point .. Motel 6 is cheap and in almost every city. You can't beat that with a stick.
If your refering to jhs as mr cardio I dont think cardio has been banned yet.
 

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Where I come from: 3$ = 3 hours :D

Tough luck bro. Look around. Invest in a car.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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yea dude

just yesterday my friend fclosed a ***** in a washroom at a party (banquet hall)

ive done car ****s *sigh

dont you have any friends? that live by themselves?

well all i can say is, forest...and night time. gl.
 

Boner da Stoner

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I'm above the treeline

Yea I guess I have to get my own place, I've found the biggest obstacle in my life at the moment...

thanks guys

great responses
 

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-In your treehouse
-In a public toilet (but in a fancy department store, not Joe's Burger Barn)
-In the elevator
-In a desolated farmhouse (keep an eye for psycho axe murderers)
 
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