no place to sex her up

[Boner da Stoner]

I know this shouldn't ever be a problem, but for me it is.

Time and time again I have to tell girls I can't **** em cause I live with my parents. Does anybody have any good solutions to having no where to go? Most of the the time we can't go to her place since she's also staying with friends or family, and we can't go to friends places cause there's no party happenin yet.

What the hell is my problem?

 

[DJ4Real]

Just pray that you get stuck in an elevator together and the power goes out.

 

[jhs]

motel 6. you can get pretty raw in there if thats your thing.

 

[tmpgstx]

Mr. Cardio makes a good point .. Motel 6 is cheap and in almost every city. You can't beat that with a stick.

 

[DJ4Real]

Got credit card or debt card or somethin?

 

[Boner da Stoner]

I should have elaborated, we have NO MOTELS

hotels start at $160 a night here...

 

[DJ4Real]

Originally posted by Boner da Stoner
I should have elaborated, we have NO MOTELS

hotels start at $160 a night here...

Dang dude, you do have it tough. Maybe if you have a car it can happen.

 

[Boner da Stoner]

nice better get it preheated

maybe I should invest in a tent and sleeping bag

there's no snow yet, so I can't skidoo to a random cabin, and I an't hoppin on one of those massive death wheels when I'm drunk

 

[spider_007]

i just seen where your from tough luck bro.

 

[Borgon]

In a car?

 

[iCY]

public bathroom?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Get your own place and never have this problem again?

 

[arlanda]

That sucks. Hm, ask a good friend of yours who lives alone?

 

[mroriginal]

Mr. Cardio makes a good point .. Motel 6 is cheap and in almost every city. You can't beat that with a stick.

If your refering to jhs as mr cardio I dont think cardio has been banned yet.

 

[lets_do_this]

Where I come from: 3$ = 3 hours

Tough luck bro. Look around. Invest in a car.

 

[ak5]

yea dude

just yesterday my friend fclosed a ***** in a washroom at a party (banquet hall)

ive done car ****s *sigh

dont you have any friends? that live by themselves?

well all i can say is, forest...and night time. gl.

 

[Boner da Stoner]

I'm above the treeline

Yea I guess I have to get my own place, I've found the biggest obstacle in my life at the moment...

thanks guys

great responses

 

[diplomatic_lies]

-In your treehouse
-In a public toilet (but in a fancy department store, not Joe's Burger Barn)
-In the elevator
-In a desolated farmhouse (keep an eye for psycho axe murderers)