"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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No matter how much I read, I'm still a moron...

Poonani Maker

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when it comes to DJing. I always have girls who dump their boyfriends or start wishing their boyfriends/husbands were more like me (you can't change the way you look, it comes mostly from the inner core - the inside strength, when someone hasn't been through the sh1t I've been through, they can't be me, and women are too stupid to realise that they can't get their boyfriends/husbands to change to be more like me (I feel sorry for guys in this situation, and there are many, but I know that if I was in a long-term relationship, THAT Eventually, I would be EXACTLY in their position because women compare/contrast the one they're "with" ALL the time (when out in public, within their inner circle of friends, etc.))). Most girls just wanna use me for their pleasure (nothing long-term). This bothers me a little, in that, they're getting something for free (they don't deserve my services, even to look at me, until they do something for me). In this sense, I'm getting ripped-off all the time and I guess that this is why I'll have girls come up to me at the bar and say, "Am I bothering you?" and I'll say, "Yes. Please stop looking at me, bumping or leaning into me. I know you're just trying to cop a feel and I'm feeling kind of dirty now. You've abused me and your privileges of looking OR talking to me so I suggest you quit (or there'll be severe consequences, you don't wanna know)." But if she's fugly then I'll say, "You could do nothing to bother me." I did this to a gal last night and she was gone in a heartbeat.

Also last night I was looking at a gal (looked a little slutty but probably about 20 with a decent bod so I'd hit it) I swear that we did not make "locked" EC but she gravitated over towards me anyway (to which immediately I knew that she must have been eyeing me when I was not eyeing her. In other words, she knows when I am looking at her, even if we don't get direct EC (maybe periphrial was picked up, this usually means she's experienced and is into sex). So she's ordering leaning on me at the bar and I open with, "This musician has not quit playing for 2 hours straight" and she says, "I know, I can't stand that" and I say, "I like that" and she says (in a sexy, lazy voice), "You like that??" I say, "Yeah (her looking at me like she wants to **** me right there in public with me being a willing accomplice)." So we end up going back to her place (student housing apartment) and we fvck all night long.

When you don't touch yourself all week, you tend to magnetically draw all these type of women to you almost with minimal effort. It's almost as if they know energetically that you're body is placid and reved-up jumping for sex while you remain calm on the outside convo.
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Dude you should be banned...

not from this site, but from using (((((((((parenthesis'))))))))))))))!!!!
 

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Poonani Maker said:
...When you don't touch yourself all week, you tend to magnetically draw all these type of women to you almost with minimal effort. It's almost as if they know energetically that you're body is placid and reved-up jumping for sex while you remain calm on the outside convo.
I've read a lot of BS on this forum, but now I've seen it all, lol, too funny. Thanks for the entertainment.
 

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most of this guy's other posts are pretty damn weird, he talks about insulting and derogating sales assistants (who are trying to sell him things) as if he's seducing them or some weird sh!t. do a search, i think he's like an asian ted bundy or something.

stuff like this (plus my current gf) is why i left the forum for 2 years.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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So, you got a hor and possibly a disease! You deserve one clap!!! CLAP!
 
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