"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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No matter how much I read, I'm still a moron...

Poonani Maker

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when it comes to DJing. I always have girls who dump their boyfriends or start wishing their boyfriends/husbands were more like me (you can't change the way you look, it comes mostly from the inner core - the inside strength, when someone hasn't been through the sh1t I've been through, they can't be me, and women are too stupid to realise that they can't get their boyfriends/husbands to change to be more like me (I feel sorry for guys in this situation, and there are many, but I know that if I was in a long-term relationship, THAT Eventually, I would be EXACTLY in their position because women compare/contrast the one they're "with" ALL the time (when out in public, within their inner circle of friends, etc.))). Most girls just wanna use me for their pleasure (nothing long-term). This bothers me a little, in that, they're getting something for free (they don't deserve my services, even to look at me, until they do something for me). In this sense, I'm getting ripped-off all the time and I guess that this is why I'll have girls come up to me at the bar and say, "Am I bothering you?" and I'll say, "Yes. Please stop looking at me, bumping or leaning into me. I know you're just trying to cop a feel and I'm feeling kind of dirty now. You've abused me and your privileges of looking OR talking to me so I suggest you quit (or there'll be severe consequences, you don't wanna know)." But if she's fugly then I'll say, "You could do nothing to bother me." I did this to a gal last night and she was gone in a heartbeat.

Also last night I was looking at a gal (looked a little slutty but probably about 20 with a decent bod so I'd hit it) I swear that we did not make "locked" EC but she gravitated over towards me anyway (to which immediately I knew that she must have been eyeing me when I was not eyeing her. In other words, she knows when I am looking at her, even if we don't get direct EC (maybe periphrial was picked up, this usually means she's experienced and is into sex). So she's ordering leaning on me at the bar and I open with, "This musician has not quit playing for 2 hours straight" and she says, "I know, I can't stand that" and I say, "I like that" and she says (in a sexy, lazy voice), "You like that??" I say, "Yeah (her looking at me like she wants to **** me right there in public with me being a willing accomplice)." So we end up going back to her place (student housing apartment) and we fvck all night long.

When you don't touch yourself all week, you tend to magnetically draw all these type of women to you almost with minimal effort. It's almost as if they know energetically that you're body is placid and reved-up jumping for sex while you remain calm on the outside convo.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dude you should be banned...

not from this site, but from using (((((((((parenthesis'))))))))))))))!!!!
 

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Poonani Maker said:
...When you don't touch yourself all week, you tend to magnetically draw all these type of women to you almost with minimal effort. It's almost as if they know energetically that you're body is placid and reved-up jumping for sex while you remain calm on the outside convo.
I've read a lot of BS on this forum, but now I've seen it all, lol, too funny. Thanks for the entertainment.
 

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most of this guy's other posts are pretty damn weird, he talks about insulting and derogating sales assistants (who are trying to sell him things) as if he's seducing them or some weird sh!t. do a search, i think he's like an asian ted bundy or something.

stuff like this (plus my current gf) is why i left the forum for 2 years.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So, you got a hor and possibly a disease! You deserve one clap!!! CLAP!
 
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