"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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no longer a virgin...have a question

Berlex

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So I lost my virginity the other night to a girl I'm currently dating. I don't think it was her first time and she didn't know it was my first time.

Anyway...getting head felt GREAT, her tongue and lips on my cawk felt amazing! She couldn't get me off though because she would use her teeth. I would be about to climax then I would feel her teeth. I went down on her but I couldn't get her off, even after trying the different techniques I learned on SS. She was nicely trimmed and didn't smell, btw.

Once she was wet I penetrated her. I had dreamed of sliding my cawk into a puzzy for the longest time...it wasn't as I had expected though. Maybe it was because I was drunk, I was wearing a condom, or my cawk has grown accustomed to my hand for the past 10 years. She was tight and I fitted snugly inside of her, but her mouth > my hand > her puzzy. Regardless, I came within 5 minutes. I was just thrusting along and I suddenly came. This is where I am a bit worried. I continued thrusting for a bit before I pulled out. If I remember correctly, semen had made its way out of the condom. I am worried it came in contact with her puzzy and worried she will become pregnant. Is it too late for the morning after pill? :nervous:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Berlex

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Well I wasn't smashed, but I was intoxicated. We've been dating for three weeks. I'm 23.
 

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Depends on what you mean by 'the other night'. I believe some of the morning after pills actually work for up to 72 hours, though obviously with decreasing effectiveness.
 

SmoothTalker

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Yeah you're fine. Go get it perscribed or go to the pharmacy (however it works were you are) tonight or first thing tomorrow and you SHOULD be okay.

EDIT: Wait.. misread that as last night at 2am, but that would be saturday morning.. Okay you're starting to push it, go today if at all possible.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Berlex

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Thanks for the reply. I'll have to wait until tomorrow morning as I can't find an open pharmacy or planned parenthood.
 
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