"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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no longer a virgin...have a question

Berlex

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So I lost my virginity the other night to a girl I'm currently dating. I don't think it was her first time and she didn't know it was my first time.

Anyway...getting head felt GREAT, her tongue and lips on my cawk felt amazing! She couldn't get me off though because she would use her teeth. I would be about to climax then I would feel her teeth. I went down on her but I couldn't get her off, even after trying the different techniques I learned on SS. She was nicely trimmed and didn't smell, btw.

Once she was wet I penetrated her. I had dreamed of sliding my cawk into a puzzy for the longest time...it wasn't as I had expected though. Maybe it was because I was drunk, I was wearing a condom, or my cawk has grown accustomed to my hand for the past 10 years. She was tight and I fitted snugly inside of her, but her mouth > my hand > her puzzy. Regardless, I came within 5 minutes. I was just thrusting along and I suddenly came. This is where I am a bit worried. I continued thrusting for a bit before I pulled out. If I remember correctly, semen had made its way out of the condom. I am worried it came in contact with her puzzy and worried she will become pregnant. Is it too late for the morning after pill? :nervous:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Berlex

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Well I wasn't smashed, but I was intoxicated. We've been dating for three weeks. I'm 23.
 

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Depends on what you mean by 'the other night'. I believe some of the morning after pills actually work for up to 72 hours, though obviously with decreasing effectiveness.
 

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Yeah you're fine. Go get it perscribed or go to the pharmacy (however it works were you are) tonight or first thing tomorrow and you SHOULD be okay.

EDIT: Wait.. misread that as last night at 2am, but that would be saturday morning.. Okay you're starting to push it, go today if at all possible.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Berlex

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Thanks for the reply. I'll have to wait until tomorrow morning as I can't find an open pharmacy or planned parenthood.
 
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