"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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No job nor internship experience at age 22.

warrior1

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Hey everyone. Im 22 years old and still in college even though I should have done with it in May. I got lazy and behind. The thing is I never had a job before nor an interview so I am very behind. I changed my major into finance b/c i messed up in my other majo.


I am taking classes back in August in my 5th year so I really dont know what I am getting myself into. Taking finance classes but no idea where I am going. To any finance major graduates or finance majors, where do i begin? Obviously, most ppl would say go find an internship but what kind of internship am i looking for? I feel horrible about myself b/c I dont even know how to use microsoft excel or powerpoints even though i done projects before. Usually it was someone in my group who done it.

Is it good to look for banking or investing? I heard about hedge funds but all of this i know completely nothing about b/c i only taken one finance class only.

Anyone can help ? thanks.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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horaholic

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You should be getting all the answers you need in your school. Talk to your teachers, or counselers, or better yet someone who has actually made it in the real world doing finance or whatever you are aiming at.
 

comic_relief

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Your still better off then me because the only job that I have ever had was mascotting work at my university for real jobs.

I'm a philosophy major and there is no internships that you can get for that major.

What kind of volunteerism/not-for-profit work have you done?

comic_relief
 

DarthAngel707

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get a job as a teller and get into the college of business and take finance courses.

hedge funds are for ivy-leaguers. And learn excel and powerpoint. I'm sure your local community college teaches those courses.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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