"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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No homo but I have hot eyes

Flabbergasped?

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I'm your typical black guy, black hair, brown eyes, brown skin. Yet, every time I look in a mirror, I end up staring at myself for a couple of minutes because my eyes are so damn hot. The irises are radiant and reflect the light of the room, highlighting the jet black pupil so beautifully.

I digress. I have hot eyes, but I've never received a compliment on them. The world doesn't appreciate.

Discuss eye aesthetics here.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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this is one of the sure signs that you play for the other team. the limit on staring at your own eyes in the mirror is 45secs and I see you have exceeded that. not good...not good.
 

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Lol your right I have them too and nobody appreciates them.
Girls with green eyes catch my attention.
 

Wiesman44

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How do u see a black person at night ?

Look for the whites in their eyes :) :)
 

azanon

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I get lots of compliments on my eyes, more often when I wear a green shirt (to match my eyes). It happened a lot more when I was a kid though.

I use them to help my game by almost intentionally over-emphasizing them; such as taking advantage of those deep stairdowns when the opportunity arises. This works great at close range!

But you know what? Looks is just a starting point. It takes a heck of a lot more than that for success with women. Even the best looking of us need to use DJ principles to be successful with women.

........

btw, this thread ranks at least an 8 out of 10, on a gay scale.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I think it's cool to have a postive atittude about your appearance or eyes there is nothing wrong with that as most people find fault with themselves.

I have been told I have sexy eyes their blue and green but due to a eye nerve condition the focus usually goes more to it then just focusing on my eyes.

In time some beauty will come along to compliment those eyes of yours she'll have a fetish for brown eyes then you'll be in trouble:D

LoneSilver

Flabbergasped? said:
I'm your typical black guy, black hair, brown eyes, brown skin. Yet, every time I look in a mirror, I end up staring at myself for a couple of minutes because my eyes are so damn hot. The irises are radiant and reflect the light of the room, highlighting the jet black pupil so beautifully.

I digress. I have hot eyes, but I've never received a compliment on them. The world doesn't appreciate.

Discuss eye aesthetics here.
 

theunflushables

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That's not gay at all, that's narcissism. Which in moderate amounts is healthy. It's when you'd go gay for yourself that your narcissism is out of control.
 

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I was so turned on last week that I started humping the mirror and ended up with glass shards in my wang.

(no homo)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LoneSilver

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Wiesman44, in my heart this type of joke telling is wrong..This is no place for this ignorant sh*t or any place for that matter...not cool man search your heart.

LoneSilver

Wiesman44 said:
How do u see a black person at night ?

Look for the whites in their eyes :) :)
 

AlexTheGreat

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LoneSilver said:
Wiesman44, in my heart this type of joke telling is wrong..This is no place for this ignorant sh*t or any place for that matter...not cool man search your heart.

LoneSilver

I won't comment on the rightness or wrongness of the joke, but I think the simple fact that the joke sucked is enough to discredit it from this thread.
 
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