"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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int3l

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hey guys, my gym is going through renovations (It's a university gym, bunch of pretty boys) so i won't be able to use it for close to a month.

Has anyone got a simple non gym based program/routine they could share with me while i have no access to the gym? I'm talking mainly bodyweight based/things along those lines. (bags with books, etc) I'm going to go scout around my area for some bars i can use for chin-up's/pullups (tree branches work as well right?) anyway i still want to be able to see some gains while i can't use the gym so yeah, anything that could help would be great.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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shaunuk

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Couldn't you find a new gym to use for a while?

Otherwise, weighed pushups, pullups/chinups, squats with makeshift weights..

But obviously nothing's going to be as good as finding another gym :)

shaun
 

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wood chopping, push/pull a car along your driveway, single leg squats, rope climbing, handstand pushups, ummm buy a cheap barbell.
 

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there are almost no other gyms around me within a 50km radius. Wood chopping?! can i do this with a mallet instead? wtf is the point of 'wood chopping'? and i'll do the weighted pushups, pullups etc, makeshift squat how?
 

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Bodyweight Exercises

If you're going to do bodyweight exercises, you will benefit from doing them in the most intense and explosive way possible. I went without lifting weights for nearly 3 months once, and kept my lean mass by doing plyometric-style bodyweight exercises. Granted, my maximum strength decreased somewhat, but my speed, agility, and "explosive" strength actually increased, while maintaining my muscle mass.

So, try doing:

Clap pushups - always go all the way down, then explode up as hard as you can, clapping while in the air. Some people get to where they can do two claps, one behind the back, one in front, for reps. But if not, one clap is fine. Just be sure to always focus on quality over quantity, which means doing the FULL MOTION, all the way down with the bottom of your sternum touching the floor to get a stretch in the chest, then exploding up, aiming to go as high as possible. Your chest, shoulders, and triceps will feel the burn, and if you're anything like me, your "fast-twitch" muscles will become even faster.

Squat Jumps - squat all the way down, as if performing an "ass to the grass" squat movement, then explode up, leaping as high as you can. You should come up on the balls of your feet before leaving the ground (this will give the calves a decent workout), and you should never land hard. Rather, you should use the downward momentum of the landing to ease back into the low squat position. I put my hands behind my head just to keep my arms out of the way. You should feel the burn in your hips, glutes, hamstrings, and of course, quads. However, if you feel it only in your quads, it's likely you're not going down far enough, or exploding up hard and fast enough. If you're inflexible like I am, it may help to point your feet outw@rds somewhat.

Pull-ups - if you don't have access to a pull-up bar, then you can simply drape a towel over a sturdy door, and then use that to perform pull-ups. It will feel a bit awkward at first, but it gets the job done. As always, focus on quality; go all the way down, and all the way up. You're stomach/chest will kind of slide against the door, but it won't hurt anything. Towards the end, when you're tired, feel free to jerk a little in order to give yourself that extra kick, but only on the last few reps. Just be sure you choose a sturdy door that won't fall out of its hinges.

Those three exercises should cover the core of any at-home, bodyweight workout. The main strength decrease that I experienced was in my lower back, as a result of not doing squats/deadlifts. My bench max went down of course, but at the same time, my quickness improved, and I could perform more reps. Not a bad deal considering I went without access to a gym for so long.

In fact, these days I incorporate plyometric bodyweight exercises into my lifting routine, just for the quickness/explosiveness they develop.

Good luck with the workouts.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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int3l

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^ that's some interesting information, thanks for that. Will most probably incorporate that into my non-gym workout.
 

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without some serious weights your screwd so presuming your not a lean as motherfvker you should take this oppotunity to cut up a bit and do some HIIT while doing the bodyweight excersises that have been mentioned already
 

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Kerpal you're right about Rosstraining, it's a great site for making your own workout equipment when you don't have a gym. Plus the guy behind that site is the only person I know who does triple-clap pushups without so much as flinching.


Originally Posted by dj ben2
without some serious weights your screwd so presuming your not a lean as motherfvker you should take this oppotunity to cut up a bit and do some HIIT while doing the bodyweight excersises that have been mentioned already

It's true that heavy weights will build and maintain mass better than any bodyweight exercises, but the idea that "without serious weights your screwd" is absolutely untrue. You're screwd if you decide you are, if you decide to give up because you just can't do anything without your gym. But, with all respect, that's pvssy thinking. With the correct diet and use of intense, explosive bodyweight exercises, one can maintain lean muscle mass for a pretty extended amount of time without a gym. I certainly did.

And as for HIIT, that's something he should be doing whether he has a gym or not, IMHO.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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