spider_007
Master Don Juan
ok SuperGigalo DJ, gods gift to women, _____007 or what ever you call your self, It's your turn to confess
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ninja's girls (pics)
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
this dude is fycking wacko!
I hope he stays to help my 10 hours work days!
I hope he stays to help my 10 hours work days!
Black_Italian
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back by popular demand..........
Stop with ur crying oh and dat guy who said about the BFs hittin me. Ummm that guy in the pic isn't me hahaha ur a tool if u think that guy is Italian
Stop with ur crying oh and dat guy who said about the BFs hittin me. Ummm that guy in the pic isn't me hahaha ur a tool if u think that guy is Italian
Dude that wud be awesome!! that wud really help some guys here ( especially me ). Id love to see you sarging man, i could learn a helluva lot!Originally posted by 007~JC
Confess what? You guys will soon see video proof of me sarging. It's on it's way.
I just hope DrBird will..fly in.. from wherever he is and sarge with me!
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i sarge alone, its really tough
looking forward to ya vidz 007~JC, nice work!
peace
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it was fun lol some of my more merable posts
My gay friend teaching me to pimp
Porn in the drawer
Scared to kiss
Loose
(Im [Super]MaN to)
ONE OF MY FAV'S
THE NINJA
Her name rhymes with a female body part?
My girl looks like my best friend
Hahahahaha it was fun...... Oh and this thread of course hahahah i luv stirrign up arguments. OH OH OH and the one were i was a femanist sayign its ok for women to be sluts..... hahahah
Oh and the ones under The_Mack19 were im a Uber Gamer trying to pickup at gaming shops shoing girls my Micro
Pro Gamer
My gay friend teaching me to pimp
Porn in the drawer
Scared to kiss
Loose
(Im [Super]MaN to)
ONE OF MY FAV'S
THE NINJA
Her name rhymes with a female body part?
My girl looks like my best friend
Hahahahaha it was fun...... Oh and this thread of course hahahah i luv stirrign up arguments. OH OH OH and the one were i was a femanist sayign its ok for women to be sluts..... hahahah
Oh and the ones under The_Mack19 were im a Uber Gamer trying to pickup at gaming shops shoing girls my Micro
Pro Gamer
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
OneArmDeeJay
Senior Don Juan
How sad and f@gish.....
Even though I gave you alittle benifit of the doubt and I didn't quite like how christz did it, I'm glad he did. The fact that you come on her completly lying about everything you did and waste peoples time answering your questions shows just shows that you are a distrubed little man who gets off of on this and has no respect for people or yourself. Leave BI and don't ever come back! Thanks christz for bringing it public consedering this bastard wouldnt come clean if you did it in private. Even though I thought it wasn't right, in the end good call. And also so all the new people can see who he really is, a donky c@ck suckin, tard eatin, cVm slVt, screwed up in the head pVssy he really is.
Iamnotacrook
Senior Don Juan
This is pitiful... nobody here likes you, nobody's laughing with you. You wasted our time, now go play your Xbox.
Goddammit -
You know - I stuck up for you, not because you didn't sound like a bullsh*tter but because I have a strong belief in the integrity of everyone until I am proven wrong. But what a douchebag -
Christz, I apologize for doubting you - I am pretty new to the the message board scene and I guess I just don't have the "troll sense" that you do.
No f*cking remorse, Black_Italian. You're gonna get your a** handed to you one day. Karma is real and you will feel it. Just look out.
You haven't made me stop believing in people but you HAVE taught me to be a little more cautious for sure. That something, I guess.
f****ck...
~Sloopy
P.S. Oh, and we KNOW that those pictures of you with the girls really are you. Why are you so ashamed? Because you look like a sleazebag? How do I know it's you? Because I see the same pervy eyes staring at me from behind the ninja mask in your horribly photoshopped ninja pictures.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
He Man Woman Hater
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fooling a couple people on the net must be the highlight of your life
I feel sorry for you
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
From NOW ON, all DJS shall respect the word of christz and the cooler DJs, if WE say they are fake, THEY ARE FAKE, if WE say that advice is bad, THEY ARE BAD, Obey or be inferior.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
everywomanshero
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He didn't fool as many as he thought
He is part of the reason I suggested a big Don Juan meet for a convention. He isn't the only bull****ter on this site either, just one of many. That's the real reason I think there should be a big Don Juan Meet, to shut the bull****ters up.
This site is totally flooded with nonsense from *elitist*, superhero worshipping, KBJ types who rarely, ifever, have any kind of sexual contact with members of the opposite sex. No offense to the normal guys here, and there is a lot of good, honest guys here as well.
He is part of the reason I suggested a big Don Juan meet for a convention. He isn't the only bull****ter on this site either, just one of many. That's the real reason I think there should be a big Don Juan Meet, to shut the bull****ters up.
This site is totally flooded with nonsense from *elitist*, superhero worshipping, KBJ types who rarely, ifever, have any kind of sexual contact with members of the opposite sex. No offense to the normal guys here, and there is a lot of good, honest guys here as well.
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
its not like we all live by each other...
I live in st louis MO...
we are from all over the world.
but I agree.....this place is a community its the same names here everyday...and even though we argue...we all come back for similar reasons..this whole sosuave thing could be so much bigger and better..but effort will be needed.
I live in st louis MO...
we are from all over the world.
but I agree.....this place is a community its the same names here everyday...and even though we argue...we all come back for similar reasons..this whole sosuave thing could be so much bigger and better..but effort will be needed.
everywomanshero
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Small world afterall
Friz, guess where I am. STL
Friz, guess where I am. STL
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
are you a sports guy?
everywomanshero
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Sports...
I used to wrestle in HS. I also ran track. As far as watching sports, I don't really do that. I watch boxing, very occasionally football. Why do you ask? Trying to sell some RAMS tickets?
I used to wrestle in HS. I also ran track. As far as watching sports, I don't really do that. I watch boxing, very occasionally football. Why do you ask? Trying to sell some RAMS tickets
?"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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