"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Nick Lachey is a freakin AFC

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Dude, this guy is one prime example of an AFC. This guy is good looking, have the money and status and could easily have plenty of poo tang if he wanted to but he's whining way too much about losing some dumb blonde. This dude seems like a great guy and good person, but what I'm totally against here is his AFCism and this clearly shows in his music as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_w5UwRFRLA&search=Behind the music nick lachey
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm not exactly defending Nick Lachey or anything...But come on, getting a divorce is kind of a big deal. It's not quite the same as getting dumped by a girl you were fvcking for 3 months.
 

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Still, he fvcked Jessica Simpson....afc or not, thats mad props.
 

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He waited 3 freakin years!!

WesCottII said:
Still, he fvcked Jessica Simpson....afc or not, thats mad props.

Dude the guy waited 3 freakin years until he can bone her!! Now that's a prime example of AFCism right there. It's obvious he believes in the soul mate myth.
 

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I think he's using all that AFC shyt to promote his latest album. Female fans now see him as wounded and want to replace Jessica. And by the 3rd single of his album his image will take on a more redemptive theme: Yes I was divorced by my unworthy wife, but now I'm moving on.

I agree that all that teary eye shyt was lame.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Everytime his new song comes on the radio, I vomit uncontrollably. I'd rather stick my **** in the oven than listen to his cry baby babbling BS.
 

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Yeah, a guy who can sleep with almost ANY GIRL in LA is DEFINITELY an average frustrated chump.

Or maybe he knows what's marketable?
 

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doctoroxygen said:
Yeah, a guy who can sleep with almost ANY GIRL in LA is DEFINITELY an average frustrated chump.

Or maybe he knows what's marketable?
You can pull a lot of tail and you can still be an AFC because of the way one deals with his relationships.
 

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I dont understand why you all care? I never understood why people cared about who celebrities dated or any of that other crap.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Roly said:
You can pull a lot of tail and you can still be an AFC because of the way one deals with his relationships.

no, you can't, because then he is not average or frustrated.

if you think he's a chump, fine. if you think he's a *****, okay. but he's not an AFC and while I wouldn't respond the way he is to a broken relationship, I can't say that I don't understand where he's coming from.
 

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no, you can't, because then he is not average or frustrated.

if you think he's a chump, fine. if you think he's a *****, okay. but he's not an AFC and while I wouldn't respond the way he is to a broken relationship, I can't say that I don't understand where he's coming from.
You're an AFC. 1400 posts? Pathetic, dude.
 

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What the sh*t. I almost feel like AFC should be banned from this site because of its overuse.

Average frustrated chumps don't have sex with a lot of really hot women. They don't make women swoon. Nick Lachey does both of these things. I don't particularly like the guy, but he is NOT AN AVERAGE FRUSTRATED CHUMP.
 

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Roly said:
Dude the guy waited 3 freakin years until he can bone her!! Now that's a prime example of AFCism right there. It's obvious he believes in the soul mate myth.
yeh right, thats just what there marketing people want u to believe, the whole image jessica has of being innocent...fools retards like u
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Although I can't stand boy band pop music, any guy that got a piece of Jessica's :moon: has my respect. :rockon:
 

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They broke up because he cheated, by definition that isn't AFC. He just regrets losing his cashcow.
 

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doctoroxygen said:
What the sh*t. I almost feel like AFC should be banned from this site because of its overuse.

Average frustrated chumps don't have sex with a lot of really hot women. They don't make women swoon. Nick Lachey does both of these things. I don't particularly like the guy, but he is NOT AN AVERAGE FRUSTRATED CHUMP.
no kidding.

He is NOT average.

he is NOT frustrated.

he might be a chump, and I can't say I'm a fan of his music, but by definition he cannot be an AFC.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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