"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Lil Magic

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Since school's opened i've been doing an experiment to she wat the response of random girls if I just came up to them and told them they have a nice booty.So far, would you believe ive only been hit twice, and jokingly? You guys who are scared to talk to girls need to try this. After about a week of doing this you get used to doing it and it comes of as humorous a lot of the times. The girls will also be surprised that a guy had the balls to actually do something like that, giving you a little air of confidence. The result from this has been pretty positive, some of these girls never talked to me with actual convos until after this. Go on and try it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Crazy Asian

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why would a girl be offended if you complemented her ass?
i don't get why she'd get angry in the first place.
 

Heart Break Kid

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This is why I dislike openers and guys who think you need to use them. It doesn't matter what you say as long as you convey it properly. Oh and good work! :)
 

tigerkick

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make sure the girls bf is not around.. cause they would beat the f**k out of you. :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rash

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its very good I always do it but I compliment their boobs, you will be surprised how fast u will be removed from the safe zone and they will talk to u differently from the other guys around!
 
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