"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ok.. Might as well confess now. I'm a vancouver canucks fan. So is my wife.

Now that that's out of the way.. HOW BoUT DEM CANUCKS! They did well considering it was tryouts.

Should be a good game tonight vs Oilers.

GO CANUCKS GO!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Torterella's system in vancouver will be an interesting transition. I really don't know much about the canuks aside from the 2011 playoffs when my team won in 7. But Torterlla advocates a defense first style play. Shot blocking, and the like. It tires the players out as was evidenced by 2012 when the rangers lost to NJ in 6 and last year when the bruins ran them over.

I suspect the sedin sisters will produce offensivly, as will kesler if he can stay healthy. Not really sure about who your top D guys are so won't speak to them. Maybe that Zach Kaisson guy will mold into a decent power forward.
 
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We are getting our azzes handed to us. 4-1 so far. O well. Good thing its preseason.
 
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pre season has more AHL prospects in the lineup than NHL regulars. Don't put much stock into the games. Obviously some of the prospects know the big club is going to take a look so those guys will probably be playing at their best.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Yes.. True. Lots of games to go. Lots of time for conditioning.
 
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