"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Epimanes

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Ok.. Might as well confess now. I'm a vancouver canucks fan. So is my wife.

Now that that's out of the way.. HOW BoUT DEM CANUCKS! They did well considering it was tryouts.

Should be a good game tonight vs Oilers.

GO CANUCKS GO!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Torterella's system in vancouver will be an interesting transition. I really don't know much about the canuks aside from the 2011 playoffs when my team won in 7. But Torterlla advocates a defense first style play. Shot blocking, and the like. It tires the players out as was evidenced by 2012 when the rangers lost to NJ in 6 and last year when the bruins ran them over.

I suspect the sedin sisters will produce offensivly, as will kesler if he can stay healthy. Not really sure about who your top D guys are so won't speak to them. Maybe that Zach Kaisson guy will mold into a decent power forward.
 

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We are getting our azzes handed to us. 4-1 so far. O well. Good thing its preseason.
 

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pre season has more AHL prospects in the lineup than NHL regulars. Don't put much stock into the games. Obviously some of the prospects know the big club is going to take a look so those guys will probably be playing at their best.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Yes.. True. Lots of games to go. Lots of time for conditioning.
 
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