Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Who's going to the SuperBowl? Theres only 4 teams left!
The Seahawks play the Panthers. And the Broncos play the Steelers.
The Seahawks play the Panthers. And the Broncos play the Steelers.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
NFL Playoffs!
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
I'll say Broncos will beat the Panthers in the Superbowl.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
I think the Seahawks will beat the Broncos in the Superbowl.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
I agree.
doctoroxygen
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Seahawks overrated? We lose the league MVP in the first quarter and still beat the spread against Washington, and everybody is STILL picking the Panthers to beat us at home? If anything, we're underrated.
That said, Steelers over Seahawks. Polamalu is a MACHINE.
That said, Steelers over Seahawks. Polamalu is a MACHINE.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
Hell if I know!
It looks more evenly-matched than semifinal round I can recall.
Wouldn't be surprised if any of those teams comes out of it.
Even Carolina, despite having their key running back injured. Their defense has really stepped up, and they have plenty of offensive weapons remaining.
Seahawks have been playing great on both ends of the field, even without Alexander last game. They looked strongest of all toward the end of the regular season.
Pitt is really strong when Roethlisberger is on. If their defense holds up, they're really tough to beat.
Denver's a strong, well-balanced team, and has the biggest home advantage this week.
Gimme 2 coins to flip ...
It looks more evenly-matched than semifinal round I can recall.
Wouldn't be surprised if any of those teams comes out of it.
Even Carolina, despite having their key running back injured. Their defense has really stepped up, and they have plenty of offensive weapons remaining.
Seahawks have been playing great on both ends of the field, even without Alexander last game. They looked strongest of all toward the end of the regular season.
Pitt is really strong when Roethlisberger is on. If their defense holds up, they're really tough to beat.
Denver's a strong, well-balanced team, and has the biggest home advantage this week.
Gimme 2 coins to flip ...
legolas
Master Don Juan
I'm going with two underdogs Carolina vs. Pitsburgh with Carolina winning it.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Thats what people dont realise. People think we're only good cause we have Alexander. But the game against Washington prooved that we have a great all around team.
1st Superbowl EVER! YEAH!
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
don't get too ****y yet breh. They still have to win against the panthers. and in the game against the skins, the seahawks weren't really that impressive. sure they won, but honestly, the skins offensive line sucks, and the seahawks didn't have a great offesnive line either.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Woo! Game day!
doctoroxygen
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Lose the MVP, beat the spread..not that good?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
yeah, the broncos blew it.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
YEAHHHHHHH!!!!! Seahawks goin to the first Super Bowl EVER!
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wavejams007
Master Don Juan
Yeah, congrats to seahawks. I didn't say they couldn't win, Iwas just trying to say to not get too confident until they had actually accomplished it. They have gotten to the superbowl, but they need to win it in order for it to count ofr anything.
May the best team win.