Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Who's going to the SuperBowl? Theres only 4 teams left!
The Seahawks play the Panthers. And the Broncos play the Steelers.
The Seahawks play the Panthers. And the Broncos play the Steelers.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
NFL Playoffs!
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
I'll say Broncos will beat the Panthers in the Superbowl.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
I think the Seahawks will beat the Broncos in the Superbowl.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
I agree.
doctoroxygen
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Seahawks overrated? We lose the league MVP in the first quarter and still beat the spread against Washington, and everybody is STILL picking the Panthers to beat us at home? If anything, we're underrated.
That said, Steelers over Seahawks. Polamalu is a MACHINE.
That said, Steelers over Seahawks. Polamalu is a MACHINE.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
Hell if I know!
It looks more evenly-matched than semifinal round I can recall.
Wouldn't be surprised if any of those teams comes out of it.
Even Carolina, despite having their key running back injured. Their defense has really stepped up, and they have plenty of offensive weapons remaining.
Seahawks have been playing great on both ends of the field, even without Alexander last game. They looked strongest of all toward the end of the regular season.
Pitt is really strong when Roethlisberger is on. If their defense holds up, they're really tough to beat.
Denver's a strong, well-balanced team, and has the biggest home advantage this week.
Gimme 2 coins to flip ...
It looks more evenly-matched than semifinal round I can recall.
Wouldn't be surprised if any of those teams comes out of it.
Even Carolina, despite having their key running back injured. Their defense has really stepped up, and they have plenty of offensive weapons remaining.
Seahawks have been playing great on both ends of the field, even without Alexander last game. They looked strongest of all toward the end of the regular season.
Pitt is really strong when Roethlisberger is on. If their defense holds up, they're really tough to beat.
Denver's a strong, well-balanced team, and has the biggest home advantage this week.
Gimme 2 coins to flip ...
legolas
Master Don Juan
I'm going with two underdogs Carolina vs. Pitsburgh with Carolina winning it.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Thats what people dont realise. People think we're only good cause we have Alexander. But the game against Washington prooved that we have a great all around team.
1st Superbowl EVER! YEAH!
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
don't get too ****y yet breh. They still have to win against the panthers. and in the game against the skins, the seahawks weren't really that impressive. sure they won, but honestly, the skins offensive line sucks, and the seahawks didn't have a great offesnive line either.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Woo! Game day!
doctoroxygen
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Lose the MVP, beat the spread..not that good?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
yeah, the broncos blew it.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
YEAHHHHHHH!!!!! Seahawks goin to the first Super Bowl EVER!
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wavejams007
Master Don Juan
Yeah, congrats to seahawks. I didn't say they couldn't win, Iwas just trying to say to not get too confident until they had actually accomplished it. They have gotten to the superbowl, but they need to win it in order for it to count ofr anything.
May the best team win.