LaDanian Tomlinson
Don Juan
alright so i've been going for this chick and we've hung out one time and it went well. but every time we set something up shed always call and cancel it. it pissed me off but shes really hot and i really wanted to tap it so i just let her do it. but tonight was the last time. we were gonna go to a kickback tonight but she texts me at the last minute and says it's off. so i'm like thats gay what are you doing tonight. she like i dont know. and im like you want to go to a bonfire. then she replies
her: "um i think im going to my boyfriends house tonight but ill ask him if he wants to go".
me: wtf ur kidding right?
her: kidding about what
me: u think im that stupid
her: wtf ru talking about
this is the first ive ever heard of a boyfriend. so i thought she was joking. so i call her up and say
me: since when did you have a boyfriend
her: since last week
me: are you serious why didnt u tell me
her: i told your friend to tell you
me: he never told me and you shouldve just told me to my face
her: well i thought you knew
me: bull ****. why would i want to hang out with you if we were just gonna be friends? i'm sick of you playing little games.
her: wat ru talking about. we never really planned anything.
me: right... i guess your too unreliable to remember ****. i'm over it. have fun with your boyfriend. bye.
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her: "um i think im going to my boyfriends house tonight but ill ask him if he wants to go".
me: wtf ur kidding right?
her: kidding about what
me: u think im that stupid
her: wtf ru talking about
this is the first ive ever heard of a boyfriend. so i thought she was joking. so i call her up and say
me: since when did you have a boyfriend
her: since last week
me: are you serious why didnt u tell me
her: i told your friend to tell you
me: he never told me and you shouldve just told me to my face
her: well i thought you knew
me: bull ****. why would i want to hang out with you if we were just gonna be friends? i'm sick of you playing little games.
her: wat ru talking about. we never really planned anything.
me: right... i guess your too unreliable to remember ****. i'm over it. have fun with your boyfriend. bye.
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