"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Master Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Dude sounds like Eddie Murphy fromRebound Material said:
back in the day. :crackup:
A couple more that are too good to pass up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1iNH7W9SC8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8at5jXSp3gI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1iNH7W9SC8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8at5jXSp3gI
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
Dood, is the first one real or some sort of planned out skit?!Phyzzle said:A couple more that are too good to pass up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1iNH7W9SC8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8at5jXSp3gI
Omg, the second one....ROFL!!!
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
The guy with the dog.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
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Master Don Juan
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Master Don Juan
I wonder wtf she must have been thinking at that moment to have said that.HandyAndy said:"Mount Everest....but....hes gay, i mean, hes gay, excuse me hes blind"
Hahahahhahahha, so fukked uup
"BUT, he's gay..."
She made it sound like gay ppl don't have the ability to climb mountains or something LOL.