"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Dude sounds like Eddie Murphy fromRebound Material said:
back in the day. :crackup:
A couple more that are too good to pass up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1iNH7W9SC8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8at5jXSp3gI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1iNH7W9SC8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8at5jXSp3gI
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
Dood, is the first one real or some sort of planned out skit?!Phyzzle said:A couple more that are too good to pass up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1iNH7W9SC8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8at5jXSp3gI
Omg, the second one....ROFL!!!
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
The guy with the dog.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
I wonder wtf she must have been thinking at that moment to have said that.HandyAndy said:"Mount Everest....but....hes gay, i mean, hes gay, excuse me hes blind"
Hahahahhahahha, so fukked uup
"BUT, he's gay..."
She made it sound like gay ppl don't have the ability to climb mountains or something LOL.