"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Was gonna get seriously drunk but after doing so on christmas eve the smell of burbon made me feel sick so we smoked cubans till midnight.
Then at midnight as we kissed his family members on the cheek, his sister in law who I had/have the hots for, made a move on last year and eventually wrote off as a low interest prospect sees me in the distance and runs over for a kiss, as i'm about to give her the usual one as I did everyone else, she grabs me for the tightest hug and kiss...man to feel her breasts pressed against my chest and as I made her laugh with a comment, her warm breath on my neck sent me in a spin.
I held her a while longer than normal and gave her a slap on the ass as she walked away with a smile.
Maybe distance has made her heart grow fonder? Who knows....i'll retest the waters in due time.
It's a game !
Don Juan
Thanks a mil for the great advice you gave me on the rave !!
Allright , well the girl that I wrote off did what was inevitable.. Flirted with other guys like crazy !!!
She kept walking around hand in hand with this girly guy !!! She even layed down on this one guy right smack in front of me !!
But, she did spend the New Years Countdown on my shoulders, and we Kissed at Midnight, which was great.. And we also kissed a couple of times during the night..
But guess what !!! She was all tired at 5 in the morning and actually left the rave.
(Rave ended at noon), and it was planned that I'd go to her house after the rave..
But I didn't go ! I stayed ! With a girl that was with us.. Used to be a great friend of the girl mentionned above, but now they really don't like each other, but they're friendly out of hypocrisy..
Well after the girl mentionned above left.. Me and this girl were ALLLLLL OVEEERRR EACHHH OOTHHHHEEERRRR !!! From 5 in the morning up until 11... Massaging, making out, neck kissing, she jacked me off, I fingered her, and the best............
WE FVCKED !!!!!!!!!!! AT THE RAVE !!!!!!!
ON ECXTASY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then afterwards, I dropped her off, went to the girl mentionned above's house, chilled out with her all day, then kissed her on the lips before I left !!!!!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
AbsoluteFreakinChump
Master Don Juan
Your story reminds me of how
one time I walked in to a bathroom and this lady was buck naked in there!(she had the body of a PlayBoy model!) I pretended not to see. The next day, she acted all weird around me(I don't blame her though) a few days later, she was all super friendly and hugging me, kissing me etc!
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Don't ask yourself "Is she interested?" Ask HER
"Hey! Let's go out!"
But before I was profusely drunk I was having fun just chilling.
The Continental Op
Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I DJ'd at a rave in Seattle. I had the prime spot...11p.m.- 1a.m. A few hundred people showed up. I tried not to drink too much so as not to fck up. I only had like 2 beers all night. I swear to God being a DJ (disc jockey) is the prime career path for anyone looking to score. The party was rockin when i got up there but no one was really dancing yet. But I got up there and put all that nervous energy into the music, I was dancing and screaming and just flat out loving it. People felt me and started dancing like fools. or maybe they just felt the alcohol.
Anyways I had to do NO macking whatsoever that night...girls were coming up to me left and right. I got a couple numbers, another gig and scored with a cute little blonde.
My advice....get passionate about something. love life and life will love you.
Jake Steed
Master Don Juan
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Yes! Holy shyt! That's so fvcking awesome. I am so proud of you bro. Keep it up.
Jake