Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
" To travel and connect with strangers .."iqqi said:
Thanks! As the resident AW of sosuave, I LOVE it when you old "mature" guys choose to "parody" my contributions to a thread, rather than just contribute yourselves! Thanks a bunch, my AW quota has almost been met today, already! WOO HA.jophil28 said:
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
jophil28 said:
That is because you secretly are in love with me, and my highly ambitious resolutions made you worry that I might be out of your league. So you had to "knock me down a few pegs" in your mind, to make yourself feel better. Which gets you nowhere, and is not healthy!!! Look Keto, you just aren't my type. How bout YOU make a resolution to stop thread stalking me? :yes:ketostix said:That's how I read iqqi's New Year's resolutions jophil. I read her resolutions as, "I want to hook it up with and use strangers so no one will know I'm being slutty, and I want to AW and branch swing and won't settle for any one guy unless he's way out of my legue."
What is a CBR?Rhoto said: