So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
I'll keep it short... if you got laid dec31-jan1 click yes.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
New Years Poll
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
Thank God I'm not the only one.... not that it's end all or be all, but what better night to start turning around your game than at the start of a new year???
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
I didnt. I should have. I made out at midnight with some girl within 10 min of meeting her. But oh well, i accomplished one of my goals already...awesome way to start off the new year.
Chaos-Knight
Don Juan
no for me too 
funny I had this girl fall asleep beside me and put her head on
my shoulder for awhile as she slept
She was out of it, So was I... ( I did't know her btw= name only)
I'v been away from the game for too long~
now I need to get back to my training
this year will be better....
happy new year to all.
funny I had this girl fall asleep beside me and put her head on
my shoulder for awhile as she slept
She was out of it, So was I... ( I did't know her btw= name only)
I'v been away from the game for too long~
now I need to get back to my training
this year will be better....
happy new year to all.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
uzio
Don Juan
I didn't. Once my plans went heywire i simply took my bike and went for a ride.
Through 12 inches of snow that is. Good times and the view of all the fireworks around me (I was on top of a hill, having a view 5 miles in each direction) was splendid .
Through 12 inches of snow that is. Good times
and the view of all the fireworks around me (I was on top of a hill, having a view 5 miles in each direction) was splendid .MightyMate
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PRMoon
Master Don Juan
One of my g/fs from back home shipped one out to me on new years!
Viva las vegas!
Viva las vegas!
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
Not quite, but came pretty close
Not quite, but I did get pretty touchy-feely with a gal in a hot tub, who was all over me later, and probably would have gone further had I not left, but I'd promised my carless friend who lives in the flat below me a ride, so I got her # and left before anything more happened.
Which is OK, because I chatted on the phone earlier with a hotter (very hot, in fact) prospect, and another 2 cute friends with potential (met me in my chump days, now appear to see me in a much different light -- but now I'm the one who's not sure I want to get involved with them).
As far as women go, to quote an awful cliche', 2006 looks so bright I gotta wear shades...
Not quite, but I did get pretty touchy-feely with a gal in a hot tub, who was all over me later, and probably would have gone further had I not left, but I'd promised my carless friend who lives in the flat below me a ride, so I got her # and left before anything more happened.
Which is OK, because I chatted on the phone earlier with a hotter (very hot, in fact) prospect, and another 2 cute friends with potential (met me in my chump days, now appear to see me in a much different light -- but now I'm the one who's not sure I want to get involved with them).
As far as women go, to quote an awful cliche', 2006 looks so bright I gotta wear shades...
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Nope I didn't get laid, but it was still fun as hell. I went to a party, made out with two girls (both had boyfriends), and almost got a blow job from a drunk punkish girl, but the party's host wouldn't allow it and drove her home.
No but I kissed some girl named Erica when it turned 12. Nothing serious just a peck on the lips. I had only known her for about half an hour. I think she was HB6.5 with nice tits. You gotta love how b!tches are about that not having anyone to kiss at 12 AM sh!t. According to my friend I was so f*cked up that I started acting like my true as$hole self to everyone and she stayed away from me for the rest of the night. Damn alcohol
MightyMate
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I had usual se with my woman. Lots of. But its normal if You are in LTR. Anyways from beeing laone i remember i was always getting at least a head on new years party. Girls are drunk and horny, its preety easy.
The Nice Guy is Gone
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I didn't either
Although, I did get a midnight kiss from a ug3. She acted pretty desperate all night, plus I wasn't interested in anything at all with her, and the fact that I was completely wasted didn't help either.
I actually had a really good night though. Got one number, probably in the friends zone, but maybe not. And, even if, she is probably about a hb7.5 (to me), and it will either be social proof, or a hook-up, or both--at this point, who knows. I'm gonna call her tomorrow to set something up for this weekend.
Although, I did get a midnight kiss from a ug3. She acted pretty desperate all night, plus I wasn't interested in anything at all with her, and the fact that I was completely wasted didn't help either.
I actually had a really good night though. Got one number, probably in the friends zone, but maybe not. And, even if, she is probably about a hb7.5 (to me), and it will either be social proof, or a hook-up, or both--at this point, who knows. I'm gonna call her tomorrow to set something up for this weekend.
Eh, who cares about getting laid on New Years. I personally hung out with all my best friends from high school, we hadnt seen each other in a while. We all got really drunk, and about 30 of us, guys and girls alike, passed out in this 1600 square foot house. No room to f#ck in that house unless i wanted to give everyone a show.
New Years kisses are too hyped up. I got laid last week so that was good enough for me.
New Years kisses are too hyped up. I got laid last week so that was good enough for me.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
Probly why you don't care... but that's all good. Man, you want to see what the deal is, go to ANY bar within the 2-3 days before new years next year, and you'll find out why getting laid on New years happens so easily.
It's my friends b-day on the 29th, so that's made a third year tradition where the story pans out the same way everytime. What we did was we partied all the boys together till about 10pm and that's when we took off to the party we were intending to go to, it wasn't all the same ones... we scattered to about 6 different parties that night.