"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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New Woman I'm Dating

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Hey DJs,

I am dating this girl I knew for a long time and she has got this crazy thing for taking pictures of her dogs D$#K and Balls. At first it was like OK now it's like WTF? It's getting to the point where it's so not cool. I mean I was in her room last night and on the other side of her door was a picture of her dogs Balls. It's getting out of hand and this girl is 30 yo. How fu$king immature is this. When she takes new pictures with her digital camera I always find pictures of her dog nutters.

Here is my question to you guys, what should I do about this?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Vulpine

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Use her camera to take pictures of other chick's vaginas.

Hang pictures of vaginas all over your crib.
 

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Step 1: get her and her dog drunk
Step 2: make that bestiality video she's been longing for
Step 3: $$$$$$$$$$
 

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that would turn me off big time. what is the though process of putting your dog's balls as a poster? there is not enough hotness on earth to make me stay around a woman like that.
 

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Warrior74 said:
Step 1: get her and her dog drunk
Step 2: make that bestiality video she's been longing for
Step 3: $$$$$$$$$$
2 girls, one dog?:cheer:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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backbreaker said:
that would turn me off big time. what is the though process of putting your dog's balls as a poster? there is not enough hotness on earth to make me stay around a woman like that.
At first It was just a picture on her myspace page but I wasn't dating her at the time so I paid it no mind and wrote it off as something for people to laugh at. We started dating and I started to see more pictures in her digital camera of her dogs erection. My first thought was what is going on??? Last night when I was leaving I saw a poster like size behind her door. This girl really likes me but I see red flags all over the place. I am thinking I should pull a next or talk to her.
 

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Read a couple of books on women's sexual fantasies. Nothing surprises me now. It's like I understand them better now. :)
 

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Your girl must be Zoophilic ( a nicer way of saying beastiality)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia

Which means it is like a chick being bi-curious, she may or may not want to fvck a dog (or already had such experience) but it could be just pure fantasy.

I don't know what I would do in your situation, but I would probably find other women who have a more healthier and normal fantasies (such as spanking or rape fantasies lol they are all fvcked in the head I swear) cause this one might be a little too much out there.
 

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Nelford said:
Hey DJs,

I am dating this girl I knew for a long time and she has got this crazy thing for taking pictures of her dogs D$#K and Balls. At first it was like OK now it's like WTF? It's getting to the point where it's so not cool. I mean I was in her room last night and on the other side of her door was a picture of her dogs Balls. It's getting out of hand and this girl is 30 yo. How fu$king immature is this. When she takes new pictures with her digital camera I always find pictures of her dog nutters.

Here is my question to you guys, what should I do about this?
Nelford said:
Last night when I was leaving I saw a poster like size behind her door.
lol, priceless. You sure your not taking the piss?

If things dont work out give me her number, As long as were not touching balls I'm thinkin some threeway action with Fido.
 

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Nelford said:
Hey DJs,

I am dating this girl I knew for a long time and she has got this crazy thing for taking pictures of her dogs D$#K and Balls. At first it was like OK now it's like WTF? It's getting to the point where it's so not cool. I mean I was in her room last night and on the other side of her door was a picture of her dogs Balls. It's getting out of hand and this girl is 30 yo. How fu$king immature is this. When she takes new pictures with her digital camera I always find pictures of her dog nutters.

Here is my question to you guys, what should I do about this?
Do you like dating some chick who's always showing you pictures of her ex?

:whistle:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My motto is "You would probably be VERY surprised at the things your chick has done in the past".

And to that I will add "But I would bet dollars to donuts that you would be even MORE surprised at some of the thoughts she's had that she has never acted upon".

If I were you I'd probably work it into a conversation just to see how freaky she is. But I'm kinda perverted like that.
 

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Jitterbug said:
Do you like dating some chick who's always showing you pictures of her ex?

:whistle:
Never dated a chick that show pictures of their ex. This is the first time I dated a chick with this type of situation. I talk to her and she deleted the pictures and took the poster down. I didn't ask her too, she just did it to continue dating me. I had one foot out the door if she had a problem with it.
 

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Vlad the Impaler said:
This has got to be a troll post.

Let's see one of these pictures of the dog's balls.
Not a troll post. This is serious that's why I brought it here. I just never experience something like this so I ask you guy your thoughts on it. Also, why would i be carrying around pictures of the dog balls. I stated in my previous post the pictures are in her digital camera and on the back side of her door.
 

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Just my opinion here, but you have to ask yourself, knowing what you know, and what we now know..... Is this a woman you can bring home to meet the family? Are you serious about a LTR with this woman?

It's either a case of...she's really hot, and you are going along with (in my jaded opinion) a childish, perverse and classless quirk in her behavior.... or you are willing to accept it because her personality is all aces outside of this quirk.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Andy_Dufresne said:
Just my opinion here, but you have to ask yourself, knowing what you know, and what we now know..... Is this a woman you can bring home to meet the family? Are you serious about a LTR with this woman?

It's either a case of...she's really hot, and you are going along with (in my jaded opinion) a childish, perverse and classless quirk in her behavior.... or you are willing to accept it because her personality is all aces outside of this quirk.
Well AD I had to next her. Come to find out the girl pops pill for everything under the sun. She is seriously insecure and suffer from severe depression, started accusing me of being with other girls and playing games because I didn't hear my phone ring when she calls. I told the girl from the beginning that I was dating other women. I am also a personal trainer and a event Coordinator so I don't always have my phone near me when I am doing business. When I notice she called I return her call when I have a chance and the girl throws a fit.

Her dog can have her, I gave her the walking papers and ran for the hills.
 

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Wow, this girl is weird. Be careful with this one. Honestly I think she has a thing for her dog, and wouldnt be surprised if she fvcks him. Actually, on second thought, you may wanna see what kind of kinky shyt you can pull on this girl. Then kick rocks!
 
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