"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey guys,

After my many failed attempts I finally managed to play this one differently. Ive read up stuff from David Deangelo and the likes but never really found the oppertiunity to apply the routines of ****y funny and kinda flirt from the start...until now..

There was this chix in my school...one hell of a cute Westernised Asian (Im new asian migrant) a couple of years younger then me(I think anyway as she is 2 levels below me) but I never really got the chance to talk to her, until she got a job at where I work. I made a joke about one of the staff members working with her being a really smelly guy who has bad BO....She laughed so hard and that was when we first started chatting

Few weeks later we were on the same sports trip and we talked a little more about work and stuff. I ddint seem to interested in her at that time and was just playing it cool by teasing her.

We now bump into each other at school and we talk a little all the time now.

So today at work. I decided to get her number for the hell of it.

Me: OMG.. your fones soo crappy.. and you call yourself Asian!(Asians are usually know for having really good gadgets)
Her: LOL.. Shutup..
Me:. O well.... whats your number anyway.. Incase I get bored I have someone to txt..
Her: So your just using me now
Me: Heck yes!
Her: SAD!!!! Na you arent having it...Just kidding....(writes it down)....and puts down the name Stiffy..
Me: Stiffy.. WTF?
Her: Guys call me that all the time
Me: Why? Cause you give them one?
She: ROFLOMGLOL!!!

We then part ways and yeah that was it.......

Question is should I just wait it out and just see her at school on monday or txt her tomorrow.. and how should I approach this? ****y Funny? or the get to know you routine?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ian1988 said:
Her: SAD!!!! Na you arent having it...Just kidding....(writes it down)....and puts down the name Stiffy..
Me: Stiffy.. WTF?
Her: Guys call me that all the time
Me: Why? Cause you give them one?
She: ROFLOMGLOL!!!

HAHA!:crackup: Nice one.
 

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Good job. Funny sh*t bro
 

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I dunno, I'm getting some friend vibes reading this post and all. There isn't a forumula, text her whenever you want, make it a funny one relating back to some past convo joke or something (maybe make a reference to stiffy). Don't talk through text, let her do one back and I'd call her maybe the next day and set up a date. You gotta escalate it before she thinks of you as a friend.
 

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I say screw the text, CALL the broad.

Answer with "Whats up Stiffy"
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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ian1988

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Hehe.. well I saw her at work.

She questioned me why I didnt txt her..I just responded..I wasnt bored

Tickled her a little.. carried on the ****y funny routine and chatted to her a little.

Got home decided to have a little txt with her, still being really cheeky and flirty, I'll just kep my distance and play it out.. mayb pull back a little.. then move forward...
 

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That's the way just reel her in, you sound like you know what your doing keep it up.
 

ian1988

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I feel that im playing this right this time. She seems to have taken the bait a little.

We talked over MSN and i got really cheeky and playfull, She was just as enthusiastic about it..I cut it off when the convo was nearly starting to taper off.

Shes going away for a B'Ball trip and I told her to txt me while shes down there... I'll kinda give the impression im to busy to txt her if she does make contact with me.
 
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