"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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TillTheEndOfTime

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Drum&Bass said:
That takes intelligence, character and ambition, those are traits I find attractive in a woman
Oh yeah! Ambition! We all search for a woman to look up to! :rolleyes: :crackup:

You're a bit of an a$$ Drum&Bass with your constant "WRONG Vypros".

You know what, just like you don't agree with the type of women he is describing, I could not agree with the type YOU'RE describing. So you can cook and clean and don't need a woman for that? Good for you.

And you know what, I have intelligence, character and ambition. I don't need a women for that either. What makes your choice so superior besides your own elitist views?

Get your head out of your a$$ and stop flaming.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tha Realnezz

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Every European i've ever met in entire my life I thought was a homo at first.

I swear to God,they all seem extra-gay except for Russians.
 
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