Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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New Style of Funny

The Master Disaster

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I'm trying something out in my 6th period class. There is always the CF Guy in back, but I'm gonna be the SF guy in the back. Serious and Funny. The key is to make jokes and act like your serious. Like it is HARD so I don't recomend anyone who isn't naturally funny do this. I mean in the 4 years of CF i have had a lot of success but the 2 weeks of SF I can't pronounce how much success with women I've had. It's like they just flock to me.

A good example is this:

(Turning in a paper)

Teacher: Are you happy with it?

You: Are you happy?,

It isn't funny without the Serious face. If anyone wants more details. I'll give you them. I don't know if anyone here has success with it, but i didn't know it even could be something other than CF.

1 thing to remember with SF is you wait for the joke you don't make jokes. It takes quick witted & smart people who also can act.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I wish I had a better example than the one you posted because it is actually pretty effective.

Yeah, this has been my style for months. It works great but not everyone can pull it off because they'll end up looking like an *******.

You can be in full SF mode the whole time or you'll come as a more of a prick than a DJ. Still pretty damn effective when used right.
 

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I had this sub come into my math class once and she was handing out some quizes and she stepped on my foot, but not hard at all. So i started yelling and screaming and i fell to the floor calling for a medic, and threatening to sue her so bad. I got a pretty good laugh outta people. But you really have to be serious to pull that.
 
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I use both. Man, my best and friend and his dad were totally ****ing halarious but one was SF and the other was CF and from hanging out with these guys so much, both have rubbed off on me. But be aware that to a lot of people, you WILL come off as a f*cking d*ckhead with the SF at times, but oh well, this ain't a f*cking popularity contest.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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trippychip: HAHAHAHA man I can imagine that! Perfect scenario for the class clown. I think I'd definitely do something like that...just not during a serious time like a test or something.

I HAVE to use that sometime hahaha, man. The thought alone is funny enough.

As for the Serious/Funny, I sort of doubt its power. Some people might think you're really serious, and take your so called joke the wrong way. I prefer C&F, all the way.
 

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Originally posted by j8snx1
As for the Serious/Funny, I sort of doubt its power. Some people might think you're really serious, and take your so called joke the wrong way. I prefer C&F, all the way.
True..but have you ever noticed how comedian's pull off the serious/funny? if you have no idea what im talking about listen to Carlos Mencia (funniest comedian alive imo) we should develop some sort of experiment in which we try out some serious/funny jokes....any ideas?
 

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Originally posted by SlyD4rK
True..but have you ever noticed how comedian's pull off the serious/funny? if you have no idea what im talking about listen to Carlos Mencia (funniest comedian alive imo) we should develop some sort of experiment in which we try out some serious/funny jokes....any ideas?

Are you ****ing serious? Carlos Mencia? That guy has got to be the worst comedian I've ever seen. I don't think I've laughed at a single joke he's told. That guy makes Carson Daly look like a good talk show host. He shouldn't even be a comedian.


On topic, serious/funny does have it's good side, but some people may think you're really serious like j8synx1 said. I guess if you used it in right situations it could be useful.
 

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Originally posted by DogFashionDisco
Are you ****ing serious? Carlos Mencia? That guy has got to be the worst comedian I've ever seen. I don't think I've laughed at a single joke he's told. That guy makes Carson Daly look like a good talk show host. He shouldn't even be a comedian.
wtf....i'm speechless, how could you NOT laugh at his jokes? but hey w.e we all have our own tastes
 

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Originally posted by SlyD4rK
wtf....i'm speechless, how could you NOT laugh at his jokes? but hey w.e we all have our own tastes

haha yeah I guess so heh.


You want a good serious/funny comedian go watch Zach Galifianakis.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Reminds me of how either you like Jay Leno or Conan O'Brien. Personally, Conan sucks...:down:
 

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Conan's improvised comedy makes Jay look bad. Jay's got better writers, but Conan is just a better comedian
 

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this stuff sf works so well i have been doing for a while in my wine course ( 40 women 1 guy ) ,yes .

they are all eating out of my hands even the 40 year old mommys
 

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I love doing that. It's also a good way to weed out girls with no sense of humour they are usually the ones going "Are You Serious?"
 

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yeah man, u pull somethin like a joke, nd be ****y and funny, then suddenly go to being serioous, and with all the really dumb gurls in my college, they just get cnfused, but find you have depth and aremore than just one dimensional, in a kind of thick dumb gurl way, thats how i get the hot but dumb gurrrls!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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from reading some of the posts, SF is kinda like dissing ffunny.

Thats what ive been using lately.. its like dissing people but not really dissing them.

For example:
We're in compsci class with my friend that's a guy
Friend: *struggling with some computer code*
Me: "this is how you do it man....(insert friends name) this is computer science, NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!" *serious/dissing face*
Friend: ":eek: lol"

I can't think of anymore right now, but basically its just dissing... and its pretty funny too if done right
 

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Originally posted by []D [] []V[] []D
from reading some of the posts, SF is kinda like dissing ffunny.

Thats what ive been using lately.. its like dissing people but not really dissing them.

For example:
We're in compsci class with my friend that's a guy
Friend: *struggling with some computer code*
Me: "this is how you do it man....(insert friends name) this is computer science, NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!" *serious/dissing face*
Friend: ":eek: lol"

I can't think of anymore right now, but basically its just dissing... and its pretty funny too if done right

yeah man, I was in my PE class once, and me and my friend were about to start a game of basketball with these other 2 girls. These chicks wanted to go first, but I wanted to do rock paper scissors over it:

Me: We have to do rock paper scissors to decide who's gonna have the ball first
Her: No, we go first
Me: No
Her: Yes
Me: NO! WERE GONNA DO ROCK PAPER SCISSORS GOD DAMN IT! AHHHH *angry face*
Her: lol


but then I lost so they did get the ball first. :(
 

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Originally posted by DogFashionDisco
yeah man, I was in my PE class once, and me and my friend were about to start a game of basketball with these other 2 girls. These chicks wanted to go first, but I wanted to do rock paper scissors over it:

Me: We have to do rock paper scissors to decide who's gonna have the ball first
Her: No, we go first
Me: No
Her: Yes
Me: NO! WERE GONNA DO ROCK PAPER SCISSORS GOD DAMN IT! AHHHH *angry face*
Her: lol


but then I lost so they did get the ball first. :(
LOL yeah i guess thats called SF. from reading ur post.. i realized i do quite a lot of SF too.
 
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