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Master Don Juan
yea man, combine the clown thing with your "mental abuse" and you're in...lol...
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
NEW PICK UP LINE!!!!! do u think it will work? :)
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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will do!
will try it out this weekend and post a field reportThe Truth said:
Distant Light
Master Don Juan
I haven't read the reply's but it could work as a roleplaying routine, I've never used roleplaying as an opener but I am pretty sure it can work if you can be congruent with it.
Whether it fails or succeeds, one thing is for sure: nothing will be learned from this topic, haha. I do agree with the consensus that you should try it out before posting about it, because the fact you asked if it would work already shows you're casting a shadow of doubt on your own idea. If you had said right away you were going to try it out and would let us know how it worked, that would be completely different.
Only do that if you are actually attired in a Clowns outfit or else it won't work.
If you want to get a hot babes attention then dress up in a Donald Duck costume, even those rubber Donald Duck masks that cover your entire head will do the trick, everyone will notice you and that will make it easy to pick up a hot babe, as they will approach you and talk with you, then if you don't stuff it up you are almost certain to score a fu-ck.
If you want to get a hot babes attention then dress up in a Donald Duck costume, even those rubber Donald Duck masks that cover your entire head will do the trick, everyone will notice you and that will make it easy to pick up a hot babe, as they will approach you and talk with you, then if you don't stuff it up you are almost certain to score a fu-ck.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.