"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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NEW PICK UP LINE!!!!! do u think it will work? :)

L777

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yea man, combine the clown thing with your "mental abuse" and you're in...lol...

...idiot... :rolleyes:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I haven't read the reply's but it could work as a roleplaying routine, I've never used roleplaying as an opener but I am pretty sure it can work if you can be congruent with it.
 

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Whether it fails or succeeds, one thing is for sure: nothing will be learned from this topic, haha. I do agree with the consensus that you should try it out before posting about it, because the fact you asked if it would work already shows you're casting a shadow of doubt on your own idea. If you had said right away you were going to try it out and would let us know how it worked, that would be completely different.
 

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Only do that if you are actually attired in a Clowns outfit or else it won't work.

If you want to get a hot babes attention then dress up in a Donald Duck costume, even those rubber Donald Duck masks that cover your entire head will do the trick, everyone will notice you and that will make it easy to pick up a hot babe, as they will approach you and talk with you, then if you don't stuff it up you are almost certain to score a fu-ck. :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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It's amazing that to do something so simple as talk to a woman, we must resort to circus clowns.
 
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