L777
Master Don Juan
yea man, combine the clown thing with your "mental abuse" and you're in...lol...
...idiot...
...idiot...
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
NEW PICK UP LINE!!!!! do u think it will work? :)
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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will do!
will try it out this weekend and post a field reportThe Truth said:
Distant Light
Master Don Juan
I haven't read the reply's but it could work as a roleplaying routine, I've never used roleplaying as an opener but I am pretty sure it can work if you can be congruent with it.
Whether it fails or succeeds, one thing is for sure: nothing will be learned from this topic, haha. I do agree with the consensus that you should try it out before posting about it, because the fact you asked if it would work already shows you're casting a shadow of doubt on your own idea. If you had said right away you were going to try it out and would let us know how it worked, that would be completely different.
Only do that if you are actually attired in a Clowns outfit or else it won't work.
If you want to get a hot babes attention then dress up in a Donald Duck costume, even those rubber Donald Duck masks that cover your entire head will do the trick, everyone will notice you and that will make it easy to pick up a hot babe, as they will approach you and talk with you, then if you don't stuff it up you are almost certain to score a fu-ck.
If you want to get a hot babes attention then dress up in a Donald Duck costume, even those rubber Donald Duck masks that cover your entire head will do the trick, everyone will notice you and that will make it easy to pick up a hot babe, as they will approach you and talk with you, then if you don't stuff it up you are almost certain to score a fu-ck.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.