Demodulate
Senior Don Juan
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
New Meme? Fiancé Shaming
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
that dude deserves whatever he gets. Anybody that allows somebody to write that note,take a picture, and then post it online is an idiot, and deserves to be married to a shaming, never putting out, hag.Demodulate said:
Mojogoat
Don Juan
Looks like he's the one wearing the engagement ring into the bargain.
He should get real used to making that facial expression.
He should get real used to making that facial expression.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Show a picture of his future wife, my guess is that she is an angry fat cow.
Going around on your tippy toes because she is on her period is just another failed sh1t test. Its a complete faliure of men letting women to get away with sh1tty behaviour towards them while they are on their period. If anything she should worry about him tryng to get away from her "moodiness" and hooking up with another available woman that won't dirty the bed sheets with her blood.
Going around on your tippy toes because she is on her period is just another failed sh1t test. Its a complete faliure of men letting women to get away with sh1tty behaviour towards them while they are on their period. If anything she should worry about him tryng to get away from her "moodiness" and hooking up with another available woman that won't dirty the bed sheets with her blood.