Demodulate
Senior Don Juan
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- Feb 16, 2003
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
New Meme? Fiancé Shaming
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
that dude deserves whatever he gets. Anybody that allows somebody to write that note,take a picture, and then post it online is an idiot, and deserves to be married to a shaming, never putting out, hag.Demodulate said:
Mojogoat
Don Juan
Looks like he's the one wearing the engagement ring into the bargain.
He should get real used to making that facial expression.
He should get real used to making that facial expression.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Show a picture of his future wife, my guess is that she is an angry fat cow.
Going around on your tippy toes because she is on her period is just another failed sh1t test. Its a complete faliure of men letting women to get away with sh1tty behaviour towards them while they are on their period. If anything she should worry about him tryng to get away from her "moodiness" and hooking up with another available woman that won't dirty the bed sheets with her blood.
Going around on your tippy toes because she is on her period is just another failed sh1t test. Its a complete faliure of men letting women to get away with sh1tty behaviour towards them while they are on their period. If anything she should worry about him tryng to get away from her "moodiness" and hooking up with another available woman that won't dirty the bed sheets with her blood.