"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
New girl looks EXACTLY like my EX!!!
- Thread starter Immaculate
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
HeartlessBtch
Don Juan
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Payback is a bytch... here you have your dirty conscience playing tricks on you.
Oh... and if it's her, get ready for the bitter sweet revenge, spanish women don't fck with that sht
Immaculate
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Ok, here's the update
She came over last night. I was still suspicious. So I managed to get her clothes off and I checked around her thigh for a birthmark that my ex had. It wasn't there.
So that's one sign it isn't her. But I'm still not convinced. She has ALMOST the exact same body as my ex.. boob size and all. She has almost the exact same voice. I did look at the car she was driving and it was not the car of my ex which is good. I even stooped so low as to go into her purse when she was sleeping to see her ID, but she didn't have an ID in her purse!!! I'm still suspicious, because I broke up with my ex like 3 months ago. She kept calling me even after we broke up. But ever since I met this new girl she hasn't called me once. Even this new girls personality is like my ex. Damn, I feel like I'm still dating my EX!
Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
SHE IS YOUR EX
she doesn't want to show you ID
she isn't carrying any ID ( on purpose )
she is driving different car ( you tipped her off when you told her to park next to you ) so she borrowed a car from a friend
she looks like your ex sounds like your ex
i am gunna have to hit you
YOU ARE AN IDIOT yes.
if you cannot look INTO another human beings eyes and see their soul and recognise someone
especially someone you stick your d*ck inside of and stare into her eyes as you f*ck her brains out
YOU ARE ON CRACK
now we go back to the start
this chick got your number and asked to come over.
THIS IS NOT NORMAL STRANGER BEHAVIOUR
she has sex straight up 2 hours at your place with a total stranger ?
SHE IS YOUR EX PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU
it is working because you are so UN CIA material you can't tell from looking into someones eyes if it is the same person
remember what Robert De Niro said in RONIN :
" whenever there is any doubt... THERE IS NO DOUBT "
SHE IS YOUR EX
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
But you know? My poor dad stormed into my house after the call and demanded I put all my drugs in front of him (I didn't have any at the time, honestly)
i don't know how to say this in a nice way.
i was thinking you must be on drugs.
how can you not recognise from her eyes the woman you used to f*ck ?
get off the drugs and i am sure things will become clear
good luck
Lost In Translation
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Originally posted by Lost In Translation
quote : Immaculate
But you know? My poor dad stormed into my house after the call and demanded I put all my drugs in front of him (I didn't have any at the time, honestly)
i don't know how to say this in a nice way.
i was thinking you must be on drugs.
how can you not recognise from her eyes the woman you used to f*ck ?
get off the drugs and i am sure things will become clear
good luck
Lost In Translation
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Wow, I didnt realize he was ACTUALLY on drugs. This is a great thread!
TACH
Don Juan
Lost that's the funniest thing I've read today.
Immaculate, seriously, you may want to re-evaluate what you're doing. I'd say get off the drugs, and def. lose the broad. Did this chick at least play it smart enough that she asked for directions to your house or did she just say 'let me come over' and poof she's at your door?:crackup:
Run, and do it quickly.
Immaculate
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No here's what happened that I didn't mention before. The first night she was supposed to come over she said she would call me when she was in the area to get directions to my house. I ended up falling asleep around 7pm.. I woke up at like 1130pm and saw all these missed calls on my cell phone. I returned the calls and it was the friend of the girl that is supposedly not my ex. I told her I fell asleep and the girl said "you are really missing out, she's a great girl". So the friend gave me her house # and I called her there. Some guy answered and said it was her father but he was cool he let me talk to her. I told her what happened and I fell asleep and missed her calls so I told her to come over the next day and she agreed. When she was in the area she called me and I gave her directions to my house. Yeah we had sex the same night but she drank a bottle of wine while we watched a movie so that's why that happened. Anyway she's supposed to be coming over again tonight.... I don't think it's my ex because I didn't see the birthmark!!!
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Immaculate
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Listen up fool... if you have nothing to say stay the hell out of my thread. I have better things to do than make up stories like this. How the hell could someone make up something like this? Everything I have said is true... Don't be hating on me because I'm banging a hot latina every night!
Good_ol_boy
Senior Don Juan
What's going on is the new girl is the ex's twin brother who had a sex change. She called him/her to croak immacualte. That's all!
Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
when you saw it on your ex her pen probably spilt in her pocket and so she had a mark on her hip
what is it with you not being able to look into the womans eyes and RECOGNISING who she is ?
like i said, you will never be CIA at this rate
USE THE FORCE !
Lost In Translation
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HeartlessBtch
Don Juan
You managed to take her clothes off? Sounds to me like it was a challenge, I thought you had banged thos br0ad on the first date!
and I checked around her thigh for a birthmark that my ex had. It wasn't there. So that's one sign it isn't her.
Did you know birthmarks CAN be removed??? no just that but since the fact that birth marks of marks of any sort are the first thing that immigration services look at when chasing an immigrant no wonder she got that sht removed!
But I'm still not convinced.
No sht sherlok....
She has ALMOST the exact same body as my ex.. boob size and all. She has almost the exact same voice.
WTF?!?! Why do I keep reading ALMOST if it's ALMOST then why are you still posting about this sht...If it is ALMOST it's not her right?
I did look at the car she was driving and it was not the car of my ex which is good.
Uhm that i know of we are not assigned one car per life and have to stick to it all throughout it...She could have bought another car and did you forget once again you tried to get her a$$ deported?!?! What does a thieve do when he sees himself caught in camera with a car?!?!?! change cars maybe?!?! duhhh
I even stooped so low as to go into her purse when she was sleeping to see her ID, but she didn't have an ID in her purse!!!
duhh....cops confiscated that sht after she got locked up right after you tried to her deported. Now that she's out on bail meanwhile her next court date comes around, she aint got no fking ID...
I'm still suspicious, because I broke up with my ex like 3 months ago. She kept calling me even after we broke up. But ever since I met this new girl she hasn't called me once. Even this new girls personality is like my ex. Damn, I feel like I'm still dating my EX!
Because you ARE!!!! God dmn if I were you I woud move out of state and get a fake name and fake social cause this btches next step is killing you... just watch... she's going to murder you a$$ one of these nights after you guys have sex... think about it, she's got nothing to loose...HAHA
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
1. are you kidding me? you broke up with her 3 months ago and you can't tell. Can't tell because you are drinking? take a picture and then compare. Or stop drinking or doing drugs for one day.
2. dark birth marks cannot be completely removed. A removed dark birth mark leaves a scar. Trust me on that one
TACH
Don Juan
If you are a troll however, this still cracks me up.
darth yoda
Don Juan
You remind me of a girl, that I once knew.
See her face whenever I, I look at you.
You won't believe all of the things she put me through.
This is why I just can't get with you.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.