"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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RiceandChicken

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Alright fellas. So I got my permit last week, and I am going to learn how to drive within this next 6 months. I did my first in-car lesson today, did rather good haha. Was in a parking lot, just learning how to operate the steering wheel and using the break and accelerator correctly. I still got to get better control of the steering but overall not too bad.

So any tips/advice you guys can give me so I can get decently good in around 6 months? I test in Janurary(well, I can test then). So ya, anything is greatly appreciated. Thanks guys.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Dorchester

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don't text and drive and use speaker/Bluetooth when talking. don't eat and drive, but if you must, wraps, brugers, and burritos are good non-messy driving foods. if you have a smartphone and a car mount (invest in a decent one ~$20), you don't need a GPS. Any kind of audio jack/aux connection to play music is totally worth it (a cheap tape jack or fm transmitter is <$20). be a courteous driver and go slow in construction/school zones, as these are common places to get ticketed.
 

The Dapper Napkin

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And no matter how late you are, it's not worth it to speed and drive unsafe.
 
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