"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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New Approach strategy Feb 19 - Mar 3

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Quicksilver also lives in Toronto too.

Anyway, I've determined to go through my own crash and burn approaches - after all, there is only one thing worst than rejection - that's picking up a psycho who messes with your head and your life.
 
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Luke Skywalker said:
Quicksilver also lives in Toronto too.

Anyway, I've determined to go through my own crash and burn approaches - after all, there is only one thing worst than rejection - that's picking up a psycho who messes with your head and your life.

meet up with the guys in your city
 

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Holy crap this thread is priceless... dude, you seriously 'came out' about masturbating to your parents? Give yourself a pat on the back, just be sure to wash your hands first. :crackup:

You're so misguided it isn't even funny. I don't think any girl would want to date you even if you looked like Brad Pitt just because you're so fvcked in the head. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to dog on you. I respect your stubbornness, but you've got to pick your battles. Girls aren't going to ask you out. There are exceptions, but as a general rule, they don't make the first move. A lot of single girls would love to find a decent looking guy with his act together. All you have to do is ask. Not in a desperate way, not in an overzealous way, but like a normal guy who doesn't have dead bodies in his garage or a hair and toenail collection.

As far as a psycho chick messing with your head, you've got to know where you stand and not let anybody, I mean ANYBODY, push you around.
 

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No, maybe the 3rd or 4th after you and a couple other guys. At least LUKE's threads are funny, he can't be a real person. I gave him some advice too but now I'm pretty convinced he's one of the best trolls on here. At least his posts have entertainment value, where yours have nothing at all.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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mutambo said:
Dude....... telling your parents you love to masturbate. I fell of my chair
I wish you the best.

HAHAHAHAHHAA!!!! mutambo that is the funniest Sh!t ive seen all day!
 
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MooseGod said:
Holy crap this thread is priceless... dude, you seriously 'came out' about masturbating to your parents? Give yourself a pat on the back, just be sure to wash your hands first. :crackup:
That's NOTHING. They don't know I have a fleshlight in the basement, or even used that thing once (didn't work well though as I just wasn't able to maintain an erection and I got so grossed out I had diareah and vomiting and had to see the doctor about stomach flue and took plenty of pepto-bismo. Indirectly my masturbating habit is at bay since I may threaten to use the fleshlight on me in time to gross me out).

Now imagine if I took that fleshlight and put it on their bed while they were sleeping and opened it up. No, better keep that thought in my head and the fleshlight in the basement. Trust me, my parents always knew I masturbated since I was a child - big deal. I bought the fleshlight to untrain myself from my hand - and I still like my hand better, so maybe I'll like my hand better than actual sex -- a scary prospect - so I better stop the hand and just use the fleshlight or stop it altogether if it's too gross.
 

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lol i fink almost every parent will know their kid masturbates, they just NEVER talk about it to them, and this has gotta be the funniest thread i have ever seen
 
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