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Luke lives in Toronto.......so DjDan, we're looking at you to help him out! lol
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
New Approach strategy Feb 19 - Mar 3
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Luke Skywalker
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Quicksilver also lives in Toronto too.
Anyway, I've determined to go through my own crash and burn approaches - after all, there is only one thing worst than rejection - that's picking up a psycho who messes with your head and your life.
Anyway, I've determined to go through my own crash and burn approaches - after all, there is only one thing worst than rejection - that's picking up a psycho who messes with your head and your life.
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Luke Skywalker said:Quicksilver also lives in Toronto too.
Anyway, I've determined to go through my own crash and burn approaches - after all, there is only one thing worst than rejection - that's picking up a psycho who messes with your head and your life.
meet up with the guys in your city
MooseGod
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Holy crap this thread is priceless... dude, you seriously 'came out' about masturbating to your parents? Give yourself a pat on the back, just be sure to wash your hands first. :crackup:
You're so misguided it isn't even funny. I don't think any girl would want to date you even if you looked like Brad Pitt just because you're so fvcked in the head. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to dog on you. I respect your stubbornness, but you've got to pick your battles. Girls aren't going to ask you out. There are exceptions, but as a general rule, they don't make the first move. A lot of single girls would love to find a decent looking guy with his act together. All you have to do is ask. Not in a desperate way, not in an overzealous way, but like a normal guy who doesn't have dead bodies in his garage or a hair and toenail collection.
As far as a psycho chick messing with your head, you've got to know where you stand and not let anybody, I mean ANYBODY, push you around.
You're so misguided it isn't even funny. I don't think any girl would want to date you even if you looked like Brad Pitt just because you're so fvcked in the head. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to dog on you. I respect your stubbornness, but you've got to pick your battles. Girls aren't going to ask you out. There are exceptions, but as a general rule, they don't make the first move. A lot of single girls would love to find a decent looking guy with his act together. All you have to do is ask. Not in a desperate way, not in an overzealous way, but like a normal guy who doesn't have dead bodies in his garage or a hair and toenail collection.
As far as a psycho chick messing with your head, you've got to know where you stand and not let anybody, I mean ANYBODY, push you around.
The Inside Man
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No, maybe the 3rd or 4th after you and a couple other guys. At least LUKE's threads are funny, he can't be a real person. I gave him some advice too but now I'm pretty convinced he's one of the best trolls on here. At least his posts have entertainment value, where yours have nothing at all.Ultimate Player said:most useless loser on this site
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
canadianmetalhead
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mutambo said:Dude....... telling your parents you love to masturbate. I fell of my chair
I wish you the best.
HAHAHAHAHHAA!!!! mutambo that is the funniest Sh!t ive seen all day!
Luke Skywalker
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That's NOTHING. They don't know I have a fleshlight in the basement, or even used that thing once (didn't work well though as I just wasn't able to maintain an erection and I got so grossed out I had diareah and vomiting and had to see the doctor about stomach flue and took plenty of pepto-bismo. Indirectly my masturbating habit is at bay since I may threaten to use the fleshlight on me in time to gross me out).MooseGod said:Holy crap this thread is priceless... dude, you seriously 'came out' about masturbating to your parents? Give yourself a pat on the back, just be sure to wash your hands first. :crackup:
Now imagine if I took that fleshlight and put it on their bed while they were sleeping and opened it up. No, better keep that thought in my head and the fleshlight in the basement. Trust me, my parents always knew I masturbated since I was a child - big deal. I bought the fleshlight to untrain myself from my hand - and I still like my hand better, so maybe I'll like my hand better than actual sex -- a scary prospect - so I better stop the hand and just use the fleshlight or stop it altogether if it's too gross.