"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ok, im pretty good looking, id say a 10. :D Im on a train with my friend who i grew up with and a girl, a ugly 1. :rolleyes: who we met at a party. She got on the same train with us when we were going home. On the train, im bein nice just tryin to have a normal convo with her and she's trying to play me, trying to embarass me in front of the passengers. Everytime id say something to her she tried to turn it negative. Its almost like she was trying to make me look stupid or reject me. I then opened my rhyme book and closed it, then proceeded to diss the **** outta her. I personally have no trouble causing a scene. I ragged on her so bad my friend told me to stop. she got off the next stop. her stop was about 8 away. Id never get dissed or played by a 1 and guys, don't take no **** from a 1-5 or else ud live to regret it. She lucky my girl wasn't there.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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You are presented with two sacks. One sack contains 50 black balls, and the other contains 50 white balls. You will be blindfolded and asked to draw a ball from one of the two sacks (you are just as likely to draw a ball from either bag). If you draw a white ball, you will win enough money for you to retire. Before you put on the blindfold, how would you rearrange the balls so as to maximize the probability of drawing a white ball? (Hint: a bag could contain more or less than 50 balls) Now imagine the same situation, however, you will only win the money if you do NOT draw a black ball? How would you arrange the balls to minimize the probability of drawing a black ball?
 
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Rgeere, Is you're balls in the bag too? if it is, tell me in advance so i won't dig in it.
 
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Have a one nutt sack. White

BTW, how are the honeys there in funky town?
 
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Originally posted by rgeere
You are presented with two sacks. One sack contains 50 black balls, and the other contains 50 white balls. You will be blindfolded and asked to draw a ball from one of the two sacks (you are just as likely to draw a ball from either bag). If you draw a white ball, you will win enough money for you to retire. Before you put on the blindfold, how would you rearrange the balls so as to maximize the probability of drawing a white ball? (Hint: a bag could contain more or less than 50 balls) Now imagine the same situation, however, you will only win the money if you do NOT draw a black ball? How would you arrange the balls to minimize the probability of drawing a black ball?
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Omg i'm so confused.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by rgeere
You are presented with two sacks. One sack contains 50 black balls, and the other contains 50 white balls.
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How many guys were castrated? :D

Jeez. Stupid stuff like this really makes me laugh sometimes.
 
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Yo rgeere, if you wanna talk about balls and sacks, please open your own thread on it ok? i don't appreciate you talking about other subjects on my threads. Thank You. The purpose of this thread is that ugly girls with bad attitudes may try to bring you down. Don't let them. in fact, dont let any girl bring your attitude down. I was in that rut before and i couldn't approach women for a while, i felt like cuz 1 woman always teased me, i wasn't liked by other women. im sure yall all know the feeling.
 
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Ok, should I let a 7 treat me bad? what about an 8 or a 9? Should I be their foot-stool? :rolleyes:
 
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Ok, should I let a 7 treat me bad? what about an 8 or a 9? Should I be their foot-stool? :rolleyes:
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well it depends..does she have a nice ass ? :D
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Well it takes me a little longer to get around to dissin the 9's and 10's. Ill tell a 10 that she's one zero. like 1-0.
 
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