"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hi guys,

This might sound strange, but I have yet to kiss a girl. I am going out with this girl next wednesday. she's really into me. bleh bleh

but I haven't close the deal (i.e. kiss) becuase I have never kiss a girl. You guys have any suggestions?

Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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don't worry about it. it's comes pretty easy just go for it
 
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from experience, the hardest part is actually getting the balls to do it. Afterwards, after the lips are locked, your instincts start to awaken and it will progress naturally. So, simply move in, close with her, then let it happen.
 
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Joe The Homophobe

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The key is not just to kiss her. You better make sure that your hands are touching her. Whether it be her arms, back, whatever! keep the hands moving and touching her while you are kissing
 
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dont worry about it. Like you said she is into you. Just go and have fun. If at anytime during the date you feel that she is open for a kiss than go in and give it to her. There are too many links to the bible to even start giving out so I would suggest going back to the reading and cherry picking topics that may help you out.

Best of luck. If it doesn't happen than dont worry. Don't sweat over something just because it is your first time. If you dont want to go through with it because you lack attraction than dont. At the same time if you do like her than you are better to be rejected than to regret. :D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I'd just suggest a pack of mints too, they can come in useful.
 
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it is going to be stinky, sweaty and awkward. and if shes kissed someone else before, she will tell you that it sucks. be prepared. just dont sit there and move ur lips. its all instinctual really, but just dont stop moving. oh and you be the one to break the kiss, not her. it shows balls. and is your age right? 34? man, i dont mean to be rude at all or anything, but where have you been? WWII was over a while ago, u can come back out of hiding. no offense intended.
 
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Originally posted by Thund3rstruck07
it is going to be stinky, sweaty and awkward. and if shes kissed someone else before, she will tell you that it sucks. be prepared. just dont sit there and move ur lips. its all instinctual really, but just dont stop moving. oh and you be the one to break the kiss, not her. it shows balls. and is your age right? 34? man, i dont mean to be rude at all or anything, but where have you been? WWII was over a while ago, u can come back out of hiding. no offense intended.
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LMAO you were looking at his post count. Not his age :p
 
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The first kiss with any girl is an important step in your progress into her pants. I didn't know how to kiss a girl either. My first time was sloppy and bad, but I learn. Not everyone will pick it up naturally. Key thing is to go slowly and caress her face with your hands while you're kissing. If she doesn't know what she's doing, then take control. Main thing is keep it slow and steady, also every now and then pull back, look her in the eyes, go forward slowly, stop, let her come to you.
 
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my first kiss was sloppy as hell

it's still memorable and stuff but damn, it was sloppy
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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my first kiss was sloppy as hell

it's still memorable and stuff but damn, it was sloppy

my mouth was dry and everything

wack
 
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